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@NelsonMandela: Good reason #1 to follow Arthur in @chachomanopapa’s #twitterfiction; everybody fits on Mt. King’s peak, in nonfiction.

@NelsonMandela: Good reason #2 to follow Arthur in @chachomanopapa’s #twitterfiction. Tutu-Mandela T and R Commissions inspired Arthur’s actions.

@NelsonMandela: Good reason #3 to follow Arthur in @chachomanopapa’s #twitterfiction. You’re certifiably nuts if … you don’t (in nonfiction).

@NelsonMandela: Yer certifiably insane if you read these 140 characters and don’t become wannabe-uber-mensch, in surreal … #twitterfiction.

In yer case Mr. Mandela, ye certainly are uber-mensch material. Until one follows Art tho, one isn’t certifiably … sane (in #twitterfiction).

In dis next to last tweet of 1 PAGE: #32, 7 tweets are bundled, in #twitterfiction-al, alchemical secret, into a real-time display, of reality-literature, nonfictional.

@NelsonMandela: Da risk is not in not havin”CERTIFIED SANE’ on resume. Da risk is indeed not remotely re homo-sapiens’ resumes; risk is in not pluralizin’ dis #twitterfiction-not.

1 PAGE: # 16

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That Kim Jong Un be in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2013 is not near as implausible as it may seem, in a #twitterfiction of surrealities … so seemingly … nonfictional.

Consider: In a recent tweet, Me characterized Kim as “gunning” for the Nobel Peace Prize … in 2013. Not so implausible, as it seems … in dreams … #twitterfiction’d.

Consider #twitterfictionally, Kim Jong Un’s recent remarks regarding the DPRK’s economy … vis-a-vis, its rocketry … Eyes on Kim … and not because he’s sexy.

Consider that Kim knows that it is what it is; and that it … need not be. Only he of the three Me tweeted along with Kim, shook hands … enthusiastically.

Consider Kim himself. Take it from Me, The Almighty. No man as unseen, is watched so keenly. And so he moves like the tiger … deliberately.

Consider: Kim knows that you do not know the real Kim. He wants you to know him … That Kim, sexiest only to his wife … is the real … Kim Jong Un.

Considering the above, Me’s characterization of Kim as “gunning” for the Prize wasn’t chippy. Rather, it is because #twitterfiction’s surrealities, seem so … nonfictional … really.

1 PAGE: # 14

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Arthur beat out a drumbeat. Part breezy, part bluesy, the total of its parts, in #twitterfiction, ought to have been newsy … nonfictional … fiction.

Me knew better. Art too beat back a certainty; even a very rosy #twitterfiction epilog will not improve his odds of saving Earth beyond … near nil … (not!).

But Me knows better than that too. Me is author and editor. Me makes universes. Me’s the ability to tweak in #twitterfiction … with verse or tweet … a galaxy … and thee.

Verse snugly fits within tweets. Me knows this. Art learned it. That’s why Me liked Art’s #twitterfiction verse, as a way to MOST implausibly … save the Earth.

Talk about Zeitgeist. My galactic alignment (that it’s Mayan, is in error), capitalism and communism, Lady Gaga, and now, in #twitterfiction … Kim Jong Un.

Young ones: Ones such as Kim Jong Un and you; wrest power from powers that be and Benny, Bo and Twit proxies. Your destiny fits snugly… in #twitterfiction surrealities.

Fitting into #twitterfiction reality isn’t near enough in fact, for that so-called reality’s, surreality in fact. How to jibe … your surreality … with My reality?

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Write it. They’ll come. Leave Zeitgeist, miracles and other supernatural phenomena to Me … They did and you didn’t. Art doubted chachomanopapa but … ne’er Me.

Art ne’er doubted Me but the feasilbility of enterprises resting near completely on the salability of a manuscript no one had read … and no one cared to read.

To what avail what’s written well if what’s so written ne’er sees … day’s light … Arthur … following a heavenly protocol, of his wings … was stripped … by stripper.

Such an unprecedented event, for Arthur, was fateful. More on that later. More importantly, even before his wings were shorn, his tweets & blogs had rippled … outwardly.

Eventually, when the Zeitgeist was just right, Me tweeted Ben, Bo, Twit & Kim … Frankly, Me tweeted them: Go down the tubes now … (really) … or later (surreally)?

That got their attention. All agreed; win-wins for all; cool panacea. Yet, all that shook on it … now have feet cold … as a witch’s tit.

All but Kim. Let’s face it. Twit’s a twit. He’s out of it. Ben’s old. Bo’s not so old but he ain’t bold. And what is Kim? KIM IS NOT OLD … KIM IS BOLD … KIM IS GOLD.

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And so it passed, in #twitterfiction, that a wingless Angel Trainee, Art, became the first trainee ever to suffer … such an ignominiously … humiliating … indignity.

Back to Art later. In #twitterfiction, a bloody good bloke … But first things, duly first … Job one is saving a planet … a world done come … at the seams … undone.

That context (a world unbecomingly come undone), unglued Me. Only somewhat implausibly, googled for were critters. They, and Art penned a self-fulfilling comedy … starring … Me.

A screaming tweet drowned out these holidays twas the tweet that screamed: “KIM JONG UN AND POPE … SECRETLY TWEETING” … in #twitterfiction.

Another tweet drowned out these holidays; the tweet that teased, “NOBEL FOR DPRK’s KIM? Corporate powers that be … and two-legged proxies … are targeting Art … and him.

Nobel? DPRK? KIM? How on earth, such implausibility? That’s what Me’s been tryin’ to tell ya. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to #twitterfiction … Abba.

Yea, Almighty Me’s no bones re tweeting with thee. Why then dost thou re tweeting with Me? Reneging, art thou? chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to @ShareThis #twitterfiction, e-z.

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Arthur Everman, angel trainee, trained his shaded eyes away from My direct (some say) steely gaze … He knows God’s gonna do, what God’s gotta do … anyway … really.

Arthur, wings clipped (& beside himself emotionally), was only but physically beside Me … He’d forever be butt … of jokes & jibes … for all … of eternity.

He & and his alkie critter pals (pursuant to heavenly protocol) were fairly unfairly … of shiny wings  stripped. Unfortunate. The Sexy Six … had waxed well … poetically.

Demoted for seasoning to the minor leagues (at Olympus), he’d have to withstand … heavenly drudgery, yet another year … the heavenly drudgery that’s life … for angel-trainees.

My story’s history, education’s alchemy & any who’ve tweeted or retweeted, either to Arthur, or Myself, maybe soon … in bookstore … buy book … or store.

Who’s the author of your reality & the reality of everything & everyone, past present & future … beyond it? … And who gets to … by virtue of His power … empower?

You can thank Me (God) later, if we do (lol), see one another, hence … Beckons implausibility;  extreme Art … a tanked crew … & a treaty … ‘tween Kim Jong Un … & Me.

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BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/, Arthur and Almighty Me via #twitterfiction, #present #peace, #in3acts … #alchemically.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me googled for a gaggle of slacker groggers across Me’s far-flung parallel universes … ya know … like … infinitely.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me did so google a gaggle of slacker groggers b/c Arthur prayerfully argued … topically comical words might  … attract better.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. All of the groggers typed, excruciatingly slowly. Yet ready, was their manuscript, in time with Mayan timing … phenomenally.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Your Creator’s author & editor but Me be damned if Me’s ever been critic. One thing’s sure. We’re chuckling in Heaven … knowingly.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur and his Zoo Crew of odd critters (Angel Trainees), however, haven’t been as well received in milieus … more earthly.”

BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur & his motley crew of critters, have consequently, been stripped of wings, most unfairly … having waxed well … poetically.”

140 X 7 = 1 PAGE: # 6

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if  you ninety-nine % press one percenters, through tweeting? Socially networking … smartly.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners coordinate your tweeting via Twitter? Socially networking … effectively.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners act akin to Luke & Arthur via Twitter? Socially networking … Forcefully.“

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners & followers, pragmatically do tweet? Socially networking … timely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners usher in a new age through Twitter? Socially networking … sublimely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine sow & reap peace, through Tweeting? Socially networking … peacefully.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine do, what My imprimatur has been given to? Socially networking … Holy.”

140 X 7 = 1 PAGE: #5

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh, men call Me. Ben is the Pope, Bo, the prez … & Twitter’s, twittah.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh is Whom men implore. Do listen to Arthur … & chachomanopapa.”                             

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men adore. Use chachomanopapa’s plan & a … 140 character formula.”        

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men kneel before … Twittah’s 140 formula  …  is a magical formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men revere. Combine spotlights & beacons … & twittah’s formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men fear. CMP, Ben, Bo & twit; one Way … to act, … ‘togetha’”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men hear. Ben, Bo, blogs, tweets, twittah and CMP … Ah-hah!”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja, agenda & plot. That all of us plot … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share plots; so does everybody. Plots & plans … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share agendas. But we all do; every one of us … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share like many 1%ers, Ninja too though. It’s … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters  … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja 99% haven’t access to though it’s  … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share more. These 3 twits, God’s kids, matter … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit; three twits in a fix. To fix it is as follows and … not at all … implausible.”