Tag Archives: Almighty Me

1 PAGE: #30

Leave a reply

When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 29), actors earthly, Me wrote that Me’s the world’s greatest author … and editor … really.

Muslims, Christians and Jews well know that the One and Only Me, your Almighty Creator, and theirs’, by My Holy Nature, switch modes … from author … to editor.

Why any need, for an Omnipotent, to edit? Forget not that ye are created not in My image Holy only, but are as well endowed with reason … albeit, ye oft reason … unreasonably.

Fact is, Me spends infinitely more time editing, than authoring. Catastrophes, by nature flashy, capture headlines, but quiet characterizes … My miracle edits … largely.

Catastrophes, less some extremely memorable exceptions, aren’t at all My doing. Atop Earth do ye live. She, as is her nature, moves without warning and erupts too … just as ye do.

Almighty Me’s  looking for a few good women; and good men too; faithful folk that presciently see, a bigger picture … than folks … commonly see.

That big picture is hard to see. Ye Muslims, Christians and Jews have had a fair head start.  Exceedingly hard to see, that Big Picture … to see it … peer into My Heart.

1 PAGE: # 29

Leave a reply

When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 28), Me thee wrote … the inhumanity of tiny minorities bodes, Me’ll anew, timely edit … history.

‘Tis a pity, really, that modern-day barbarians can so quickly undo more than five thousand years of civilization. Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine. It waits … on no man.

Nor shall time wait on the lot of ye. Collectively, (as individually), when your time’s up, time’s … out. That’s not to say you can’t extend your time at bat, and go into … over-time.

Almighty Me shan’t hold Me’s breath on that score … Mark Me’s words … Eventually, certainly, as ye arose, so shall ye go down, ye Muslims, Christians … and Jewry.

Know this too; a whole lot of ye are neither Muslim, nor Christian, nor Jew … Ye, especially, need to know; you’re all My kids. Me loves ye all … equally.

Know this as well; your thoughts and deeds; actions, and omissions to act, indeed, is ledger. Generally speaking, the more selfless ye are … the better.

Know this finally on this, PAGE # 29 … If you’re not part of the solution, then you’re a big part … of the problem. Ye must … take heart.

1 PAGE: # 28

Leave a reply

When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 27), Me opined: … Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine … not thine’s.

Presumably, (albeit not certainly), Muslims, Christians and Jews agree. Agnostics doubt it. Atheists … self-assuredly … deny it.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children agree … nominally … in matters of substance, only to disagree … on form … and formalities.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children, intolerant, generally,  defy My crystal clear Commandments … knowingly.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children’s belligerent intolerance is to Me … abhorrent.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children’s belligerent intolerance bodes that editing … is imminent.

Algeria and Mali; Almighty Me assures thee; all of thee, whether Muslim, Christian, Jewish … agnostic or atheist … that on editing … Me’s bullish.

1 PAGE: # 27

Leave a reply

When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at Page # 26), Me thee wrote: What you do to the least of thee … you do …. to Me.

To wit, what’s gone on recently in Algeria and Mali. Me reiterates most unequivocably to all thee: What you do to the least of thee … you do … to Me.

With terror’s timeline thusly temporarily updated, “Mr. Marlboro,” smokes, on Earth no more, albeit in Hell, there’ll be more than enough smoke … in store.

One man’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter. Reminds Almighty Me of Rodney King’s song of  lament. “Why can’t we all … just get along.”

As things stand, “getting along” isn’t in prognoses, much less cards nor stars. With treatment though, the prognoses are no bar … to curing ailments.

Take it from Almighty Me all the way to banks. As you individually overcome maladies, or not … so too, communally, you may submit … to treatment … or not.

Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine, not thine’s. Submit to treatment post haste if you’d make of Algeria and Mali … a pivot point … for all souls’ sake.

1 PAGE: # 20

Leave a reply

We do love our situation-comedies up here in Heaven. But recall, Me’s both author and editor. When Earthly writing and acting gets lamely trite … time to edit … for the editor.

Or not; when the need for editing gets compelling, that’s when Me edits. To make a long story, tweetly short, the fate, of the planet depends … on thee.

And not even all of thee, practically. Fact is, one percent of 7.1 billion is 71 million, a number, less than that, already cruising … Facebook … and Twitter.

What if Facebook &Twitter … cast off blinders? Follow Me in a grand effort. Aspire to humanity, more like Me … via alchemy … Education … is … alchemy.

You know that intuitively; and if, as is so, education is alchemy, then concerted action is alchemy … on steroids. Don’t be remiss … to act … to harness … energy.

Stuck in ruts; mindsets (blinders) make it near impossible to see, what’s clearly in front of thee. You’d veer from precipice, beyond (fiscal) cliffs, if you’d concertedly … pray to Me.

Your old ways of making money are increasingly passe. Harness, forthwith, irrepressible energy inherent in children; My children; your children. Education … is … alchemy!

1 PAGE: # 19

Leave a reply

Almighty Me … and the rest of the Heavenly Host; we all love our sit-coms (situation comedies for the unintiated) … Me decries that on Earth … for far to many … they’re rarity.

The powers that be & their proxies, BBT (Ben, Bo & Twitter), care little whether amenities available on the African continent are on par with ‘Europy’ … and ‘Amerikany’.

Me coins the term cautiously. Me loves many things American; hot dogs, apple pie & American women … Me’s just crazed … ’bout dem wimen’.

The USA tho was better when America wasn’t America (the USA), but rather what it was when, America was ‘Indian” … and ‘Indians’ were Asians.

Don’t make the trek of ‘Asians’, become ‘Indians’, become ‘Americans’ meaningless … YOU HAVE MEANING … IT’S ME AND NOT NEARLY AS WELL … YOU TOO.

YEAH … (er, Yea) Me, may be viewed as having screwed you guys up royally when Me, ye endowed with reason … forfeiting instinct … excessively.

“Trek” … a word come to you, courtesy of Boer migrations; given what’s transpired … even Mandela’s inspired … Alchemy, from nonfictional … fiction.

1 PAGE: # 18

Leave a reply

In My reality and in twitterfiction, fiction becomes nonfictional and surreality, reality; seamlessly interchangeable … No wonder … insanity.

An insanity largely borne of (all humility aside), Godlessness … It’s what Me’s seen repeatedly repeated … since Cain slew Abel … initially.

Almighty Me wouldst ask of each and every one of thee, “Were thee Me, what wouldst thou do? Me’s done run out of patience verily … with a lot … of the lot … of you.”

Barbarousness and wickedness (thanks to My illustrious messengers over nearly forty centuries … and today’s internet) may now be … minimized … alchemically.

Yet warm-blooded reprobates yet play tag-team with cold-blooded corporate proxies, minorities, one percent … intent on ruling roosts … surreally … perpetually.

BBT (Ben, Bo & Twit, aka, Twitter); get with the program; those tweets we shared weren’t hoax (hopefully for you) … as you’d hoped … but rather … for thee … hope.

Hope for thee and the rest of the roost … for from the roost, came thee. Me fears temporally though … where you’ll spend … eternity.

1 PAGE: # 17

Leave a reply

Will the real Kim Jong Un please stand up? That refrain, from a former earthly TV fave game show (that’s a hit in Heaven) echoes resoundingly … on Earth today.

But too few hear; and too many that hear, don’t see; an inexorable consequence of leisurely activity … that doesn’t include … reading … unfortunately.

You’ve entered into a new age. Me knows; you all expected bells and whistles. Take it from Almighty Me … some ages come in with Big Bangs … others with little ones.

Make no mistake. Take it, to the bank. You heard it first, from Almighty Me. An onset of an eon;  silent twitterfiction … or is it … nonfiction?

Talk about Zeitgeist! Twitterfiction? A silent, little bang, if ever Me heard one. Arthur and Kim Jong Un entered … stage left … a stage … and a setting …. authored by Him.

Back to twitterfiction plots. Kim Jong Un sees through transparents (Twitter, Barack & Benny);   betrayed & betrayors; mortal hands that shook. Worse; they used Kim to dupe … Me.

As in nonfiction, in twitterfiction, the 1% minority (warm-blooded robber barons and icily-blooded national and corporate entities … neither confirm … nor deny … Me.

1 PAGE: # 12

Leave a reply

And so it passed, in #twitterfiction, that a wingless Angel Trainee, Art, became the first trainee ever to suffer … such an ignominiously … humiliating … indignity.

Back to Art later. In #twitterfiction, a bloody good bloke … But first things, duly first … Job one is saving a planet … a world done come … at the seams … undone.

That context (a world unbecomingly come undone), unglued Me. Only somewhat implausibly, googled for were critters. They, and Art penned a self-fulfilling comedy … starring … Me.

A screaming tweet drowned out these holidays twas the tweet that screamed: “KIM JONG UN AND POPE … SECRETLY TWEETING” … in #twitterfiction.

Another tweet drowned out these holidays; the tweet that teased, “NOBEL FOR DPRK’s KIM? Corporate powers that be … and two-legged proxies … are targeting Art … and him.

Nobel? DPRK? KIM? How on earth, such implausibility? That’s what Me’s been tryin’ to tell ya. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to #twitterfiction … Abba.

Yea, Almighty Me’s no bones re tweeting with thee. Why then dost thou re tweeting with Me? Reneging, art thou? chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to @ShareThis #twitterfiction, e-z.

1 PAGE: # 8

Leave a reply

BREAKING STORY: “@ShareThis @chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/ & Me #merrychristmas and #feliznavidad all, as re-echoed … each Christmas.”

BREAKING STORY UPDATED … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #dream of #peace in His Kingdom … #Me … not #me … is upping the ante … This is My Kingdom.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #dream of #peace & #twitterfiction. Partying hard at State … time … Almighty Me … overture … Kim.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction; Staters partying hardy  … whilst Me’s proposing at … kim.JongUn.com … (an Un is he).”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction this #neutralbomb. @nytimesworld Vet receipt of TOP-SECRET-TWEETS … ME TO UN.

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST… “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #futurebomb #alchemy for  #peace. Kim & I see eye to eye. See tweets to & from dem & da Holy Seer … (Me).”

SAME OLD STORY … TWISTEDLY RETWEETED … “ShareThis: #twitterfiction is real #surreality. T-S-Ts between DPRK & Me are secret but #wikileaks had friends … down-windy.”