Monthly Archives: December 2012

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Two tweets recently glimpsed swirling about in #twitterfiction’s stream: One’s leaking that Kim Jong Un & Pope are communicating by … “SECRETLY TWEETING HIM

A 2nd #twitterfiction tweet 1st exclaims, “KIM JONG UN & POPE TWEET, then addeth asketh, immediately “NOBEL for DPRK?” … What is this that thee tweeteth secretly … Me asketh?

No one’s confirming; no one’s denying; par for the course, but really, “What if Kim Jong Un undid perception of him … surreally … via Pope Ben’s … #twitterfiction initiative?

In #twitterfiction’s surreality, the end’s not an end as traditional treaties are, to traditional ends, but rather, dialog, exchanges of letters … between friends.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality (Mine too actually), ends are not ends, but never-ending beginnings and ends. To that end then know … you’re just beginning.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality #peace&prosperity’s the end-game. Not just dead ends and giddy beginnings. Smorgasbords, of fresh beginnings, tired ends …  & all the in-betweeny.

To tweet #twitterfiction to obtain #peace then seems not so implausible since its sensibly plausible, we’ll all act, in 3rd acts … (Ben, Bo, Twit, Kim & Me) … responsibly.

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Arthur Everman, angel trainee, trained his shaded eyes away from My direct (some say) steely gaze … He knows God’s gonna do, what God’s gotta do … anyway … really.

Arthur, wings clipped (& beside himself emotionally), was only but physically beside Me … He’d forever be butt … of jokes & jibes … for all … of eternity.

He & and his alkie critter pals (pursuant to heavenly protocol) were fairly unfairly … of shiny wings  stripped. Unfortunate. The Sexy Six … had waxed well … poetically.

Demoted for seasoning to the minor leagues (at Olympus), he’d have to withstand … heavenly drudgery, yet another year … the heavenly drudgery that’s life … for angel-trainees.

My story’s history, education’s alchemy & any who’ve tweeted or retweeted, either to Arthur, or Myself, maybe soon … in bookstore … buy book … or store.

Who’s the author of your reality & the reality of everything & everyone, past present & future … beyond it? … And who gets to … by virtue of His power … empower?

You can thank Me (God) later, if we do (lol), see one another, hence … Beckons implausibility;  extreme Art … a tanked crew … & a treaty … ‘tween Kim Jong Un … & Me.

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BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/, Arthur and Almighty Me via #twitterfiction, #present #peace, #in3acts … #alchemically.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me googled for a gaggle of slacker groggers across Me’s far-flung parallel universes … ya know … like … infinitely.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me did so google a gaggle of slacker groggers b/c Arthur prayerfully argued … topically comical words might  … attract better.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. All of the groggers typed, excruciatingly slowly. Yet ready, was their manuscript, in time with Mayan timing … phenomenally.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Your Creator’s author & editor but Me be damned if Me’s ever been critic. One thing’s sure. We’re chuckling in Heaven … knowingly.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur and his Zoo Crew of odd critters (Angel Trainees), however, haven’t been as well received in milieus … more earthly.”

BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur & his motley crew of critters, have consequently, been stripped of wings, most unfairly … having waxed well … poetically.”

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BREAKING STORY: “@ShareThis @chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/ & Me #merrychristmas and #feliznavidad all, as re-echoed … each Christmas.”

BREAKING STORY UPDATED … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #dream of #peace in His Kingdom … #Me … not #me … is upping the ante … This is My Kingdom.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #dream of #peace & #twitterfiction. Partying hard at State … time … Almighty Me … overture … Kim.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction; Staters partying hardy  … whilst Me’s proposing at … kim.JongUn.com … (an Un is he).”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction this #neutralbomb. @nytimesworld Vet receipt of TOP-SECRET-TWEETS … ME TO UN.

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST… “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #futurebomb #alchemy for  #peace. Kim & I see eye to eye. See tweets to & from dem & da Holy Seer … (Me).”

SAME OLD STORY … TWISTEDLY RETWEETED … “ShareThis: #twitterfiction is real #surreality. T-S-Ts between DPRK & Me are secret but #wikileaks had friends … down-windy.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh; writes He of Whom … hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Compare the Vatican’s ‘How to speak of God in 140 characters’ (at shar.es/67nqL) … with Art’s blog’s views.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “However, the Vatican and it’s vaunted educators aren’t the only educators … dogging it.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Christ’s Vicar (Ben), the Prez (Bo), and twits (Twitter) are dogging it too. Three twits stunt … man’s tomorrows.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if ninety-nine percent pressured the one percent on Twitter? Social networking … Divine.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if we ninety-niners were to coordinate our tweeting? Heresy … to the powers that be.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @ MuslimMatters “That’s why the Ninja nightly attempt, to whack Art; in #twitterfiction, Art dumps Ninja parts … at cemeteries.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if  you ninety-nine % press one percenters, through tweeting? Socially networking … smartly.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners coordinate your tweeting via Twitter? Socially networking … effectively.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners act akin to Luke & Arthur via Twitter? Socially networking … Forcefully.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners & followers, pragmatically do tweet? Socially networking … timely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners usher in a new age through Twitter? Socially networking … sublimely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine sow & reap peace, through Tweeting? Socially networking … peacefully.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine do, what My imprimatur has been given to? Socially networking … Holy.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh, men call Me. Ben is the Pope, Bo, the prez … & Twitter’s, twittah.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh is Whom men implore. Do listen to Arthur … & chachomanopapa.”                             

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men adore. Use chachomanopapa’s plan & a … 140 character formula.”        

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men kneel before … Twittah’s 140 formula  …  is a magical formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men revere. Combine spotlights & beacons … & twittah’s formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men fear. CMP, Ben, Bo & twit; one Way … to act, … ‘togetha’”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men hear. Ben, Bo, blogs, tweets, twittah and CMP … Ah-hah!”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja, agenda & plot. That all of us plot … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share plots; so does everybody. Plots & plans … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share agendas. But we all do; every one of us … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share like many 1%ers, Ninja too though. It’s … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters  … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja 99% haven’t access to though it’s  … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share more. These 3 twits, God’s kids, matter … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit; three twits in a fix. To fix it is as follows and … not at all … implausible.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, talks of the town, guard silence; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, twits of renown, do plot silently; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, each, his own, deny not, motive; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share motives and opportunities; that is not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share Ninjas against enemies. That’s never … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share Ninja & hidden agendas. Never, not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, twits of renown, do plot silently; that’s not … fictional.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “With #twitterfiction past, Art reasoned, bloody messages, pause, would give, Ninja overlords … and Art.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … Yet … in #twitterfiction Arty dispatches, four at a time; the slains’ body parts dumped, at the … cemetery”.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; … too rich an info-sharing conduit; offing Art; missions, to whack … dat Arty.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; dissemination a threat, lackeys of powers that be, charge Ninjas … off Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; lackeys of powers that be, Ben, Bo & Twitter, privately decreed … die Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; something new … blessedly old, augurs a Catholic Reformation … per Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; info-sharing boons that Ben, Bo & Twit … ought not fritter … per Arty.”