Monthly Archives: January 2013

Global Competition – All Expenses Paid Around the World Blogging Trip – Launched Today

Global Competition – All Expenses Paid Around the World Blogging Trip – Launched 12/28, e-mailed to @uriminzok, cc: planet.

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When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 29), actors earthly, Me wrote that Me’s the world’s greatest author … and editor … really.

Muslims, Christians and Jews well know that the One and Only Me, your Almighty Creator, and theirs’, by My Holy Nature, switch modes … from author … to editor.

Why any need, for an Omnipotent, to edit? Forget not that ye are created not in My image Holy only, but are as well endowed with reason … albeit, ye oft reason … unreasonably.

Fact is, Me spends infinitely more time editing, than authoring. Catastrophes, by nature flashy, capture headlines, but quiet characterizes … My miracle edits … largely.

Catastrophes, less some extremely memorable exceptions, aren’t at all My doing. Atop Earth do ye live. She, as is her nature, moves without warning and erupts too … just as ye do.

Almighty Me’s  looking for a few good women; and good men too; faithful folk that presciently see, a bigger picture … than folks … commonly see.

That big picture is hard to see. Ye Muslims, Christians and Jews have had a fair head start.  Exceedingly hard to see, that Big Picture … to see it … peer into My Heart.

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When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 28), Me thee wrote … the inhumanity of tiny minorities bodes, Me’ll anew, timely edit … history.

‘Tis a pity, really, that modern-day barbarians can so quickly undo more than five thousand years of civilization. Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine. It waits … on no man.

Nor shall time wait on the lot of ye. Collectively, (as individually), when your time’s up, time’s … out. That’s not to say you can’t extend your time at bat, and go into … over-time.

Almighty Me shan’t hold Me’s breath on that score … Mark Me’s words … Eventually, certainly, as ye arose, so shall ye go down, ye Muslims, Christians … and Jewry.

Know this too; a whole lot of ye are neither Muslim, nor Christian, nor Jew … Ye, especially, need to know; you’re all My kids. Me loves ye all … equally.

Know this as well; your thoughts and deeds; actions, and omissions to act, indeed, is ledger. Generally speaking, the more selfless ye are … the better.

Know this finally on this, PAGE # 29 … If you’re not part of the solution, then you’re a big part … of the problem. Ye must … take heart.

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When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at PAGE # 27), Me opined: … Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine … not thine’s.

Presumably, (albeit not certainly), Muslims, Christians and Jews agree. Agnostics doubt it. Atheists … self-assuredly … deny it.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children agree … nominally … in matters of substance, only to disagree … on form … and formalities.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children, intolerant, generally,  defy My crystal clear Commandments … knowingly.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children’s belligerent intolerance is to Me … abhorrent.

Fact is, as respects Almighty Me, My Muslim, Christian and Jewish children’s belligerent intolerance bodes that editing … is imminent.

Algeria and Mali; Almighty Me assures thee; all of thee, whether Muslim, Christian, Jewish … agnostic or atheist … that on editing … Me’s bullish.

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When last Almighty Me tweeted and blogged thee (7 edited tweets at Page # 26), Me thee wrote: What you do to the least of thee … you do …. to Me.

To wit, what’s gone on recently in Algeria and Mali. Me reiterates most unequivocably to all thee: What you do to the least of thee … you do … to Me.

With terror’s timeline thusly temporarily updated, “Mr. Marlboro,” smokes, on Earth no more, albeit in Hell, there’ll be more than enough smoke … in store.

One man’s terrorist is another’s freedom fighter. Reminds Almighty Me of Rodney King’s song of  lament. “Why can’t we all … just get along.”

As things stand, “getting along” isn’t in prognoses, much less cards nor stars. With treatment though, the prognoses are no bar … to curing ailments.

Take it from Almighty Me all the way to banks. As you individually overcome maladies, or not … so too, communally, you may submit … to treatment … or not.

Time flies. Time’s short. Time’s Mine, not thine’s. Submit to treatment post haste if you’d make of Algeria and Mali … a pivot point … for all souls’ sake.

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Muslim; Christian; Jew: My story, history, is revelatory. My Word though, is oft treated as fanciful fiction … not Truth … nonfictional.

Muslim; Christian; Jew: My story, history, is revelatory. Cain disingenuously tried to cover murdering his brother, asking Me, “Am I my brother’s … keeper?”

Muslim; Christian; Jew: Cain’s exile to wander the earth reveals to the discerning; Yes, you are, your brother’s … keeper.

Muslim; Christian; Jew: Rivalries between fathers, sons and siblings have sullied your history. Were Me you, me’d unsully the sullied with Twitter (at light speed) … rapidly.

Muslim; Christian; Jew: My story, history, is ironically revelatory. Take for example, the Semites. They include both Arabs … and Israelites.

Muslim; Christian; Jew: My story, history, is ironically revelatory. Being anti-semitic is construed as bias, not against Arabs, but only … the Jews.

Muslim; Christian; Jew: My story, history, is ironically revelatory. Almighty Me duly reminds thee. What you do to the least of thee … you do … to Me.

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Facebook, the planet’s face, and Twitter, its voice, share a joint responsibility to be much more than just cash cows. How now, brown cow? How … to do more?

Facebook, the planet’s face, and Twitter, its voice, augur the possibility of a most surreal reality, heretofore, unrealized … earthly peace … and prosperity.

The “Korean Conflict” (war was never declared) has devolved into yet another bitterly ‘cold war.’ In #twitterfiction … a door … left ajar.

New leadership in old spheres (both Koreas, Japan, and coming soon too, to China) is promising that a #twitterfiction peace … is coming.

A blood-soaked planet looks to the far east for hope (too little in a blood-saturated middle east); #twitterfiction peace, moves westerly … from the east.

Peace is coming from far east. The Korean peninsula, takes center stage, in #twitterfiction, when from a stage left, enters … Kim Jong Un.

Peace shall come from the east in #twitterfiction when Facebook and Twitter too take center stage, by being far more … than money-makers.

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The Korean stalemate, problematic as it is, is the best bet amongst your global nuclear rivalries, for a #twitterfiction settlement of issues … quite possibly.

The stalemate, pitting a Communist North against a capitalist South, is in microcosm, allegory, Korean, of recent … anthropological history.

In contrast to nonfiction, in #twitterfiction, this stalemate’s precursor to a united Korea, really lessening global tensions … surreally.

Kim Jong Un, youngest head of state, in #twitterfiction’s, the sexiest on the planet, if only to … his beloved … lovely wife … Ri Sol Ju.

Elitist Forbes Magazine, in a piece on the 7.1 billion, wrote of 71 of you that are, in #twitterfiction, “the ones that count” … a nonfictional … fiction.

Fact is that Forbes’ “ones that count,” don’t count much without the rest of you. Without you … the ones that count … count too few.

Facebook, Earth’s communal face, and Twitter, its communal voice, augur the means, already accessible, by which you might aspire … to Me … communally.

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Facebook, the planet’s face and Twitter, its voice, bode that 1% of 7.1 billion, 71 million, in #twitterfiction, make fiction … nonfiction.

Elitist Forbes Magazine, in a piece on the 7.1 billion, wrote of 71 of you that are, in #twitterfiction, “the ones that count” … a nonfictional … fiction.

There’s strength in numbers and there’s alchemy in education. In #twitterfiction, synergy’s energy may be reaped, by acting … concertedly.

There is alchemy in education just as surely as there is strength in numbers of the busy bees and antsy ants, in hives and hills … respectively.

Kim Jong Un, 28-29, the DPRK’s head of state is too, Onion’s sexiest on the planet, indisputably. Uttered is Nobel, in the same breath as Kim Jong Un … implausibly.

A Nobel for Kim? Not out of the question if Kim plays dead-pan poker judiciously. Implausibly ridiculous to talking heads, it’s perfect … for Me.

The Korean stalemate, problematic as it is, is the best bet amongst the global nuclear rivalries, for a #twitterfiction settlement of issues … plausibly.