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OF A TWIT AND HIS TWEETS

                                            

The planet’s richest tongue (by word count), owes its wealth to its liberal borrowing,

from other languages, and history’s mystical, timing.

English is the Earth’s second, lingua franca. Now spoken globally, its rich vocabulary

is at home in song, psalm, prose, tweet … or poetry.

It may be there are more English-speaking Chinese, than Americans. More Chinese

than Americans may discern a twit … from a tweet.

Tweet is oft understood; but twit? Not as often. Twits are taunts. To twit is s to titter

or taunt. Hmm; why then Twitter, and not, Tweeter?

Alternatively, a twit is a silly, annoying, person, or fool. How appropriate that a twit

tweets on Twitter; a fool has fooled us, sans wit, albeit.

Why Twitter and not Tweeter, albeit an intriguing riddle, is not the point, in debate.

The point is the twit, that has been, a tweeter of late.

The twit that tweets promises that if he dupes the US, the American people, a wall,

he’ll build, women, he’ll cherish and books, he’ll sell.

A real tweet 09/06/15, by ‘co’-author Tony Schwartz, on his book’s real authorship:

“I wrote The Art of the Deal. Donald Trump read it.”

Don’t be so sad. Look at the bright side; for Donny’s legacy may well be the liberal

and conservative wings, of a Democratic Party, multilingual.

Be careful what you wish for US of America, for the tweeting twit is an opportunist;

and he is, in this tragi-comedy, no mere apprentice.

Indeed, what is humorous may be gravely serious; to wit, an ugly-American-in-chief

who aimed to be President, now is, the Commander-in-Chief.

What once seemed so preposterous as to be laughable is now, no laughing matter;

that notwithstanding his tweets, and his golden showers.

But fear not, US, of America; for the mutant mouth that is the Donny’s outstanding

feature promises that, sooner, or later, him, we’ll be impeaching.

Of Tweets & Twits

 

English is but second lingua franca. Its rich vocabulary, -ally

rhymes easily; home in song, psalm, prose … or … poetry.

The richest tongue (by -al word count) owes its wealth to heavy

borrowing from other tongues … and His timing … uncanny.

To wit: There are more English-speaking Chinese than, -ally,

Americans. More Chinese than Americans know twit … from tweet.

Tweet is oft understood; but twit? Twits are taunts. To twit is to titter, or taunt. Hmm;

why then Twitter, not Tweeter, in ?

Why Twitter and not Tweeter, albeit, an intriguing riddle isn’t the point, in ;

much more intriguing is Twitter’s, algorithm.

Algorithms are procedures or formulas for solving problems. It may be, in ,

a step-by-step set of transformative, operations.

A set of transformative, operations; such is AN ATLAS, POETIC. For therein, in ,

an Angel-Trainee, pleads for … evolution.

 

Twitter, Tweet, Tweeted and Tweeting; All New Meanings and Re-tweeted, Coined; All to Waste, When … We’re Wasted.

After Greek, English is the world’s second lingua franca. Its vocabulary and easy
rhymes are at home in song … psalm … prose … or poetry.

The richest tongue by far (by word count) owes its extreme wealth due to heavy
borrowing from other tongues and the quirks of His timing … uncanny.

There are more English-speaking Chinese than Americans; and more Chinese
wits than Americans … perhaps … know a twit … from a tweet.

Tweet is commonly understood … but twit? Twits are taunts. To twit is to titter
or taunt. Hmm. Curiously, our host is Twitter … not Tweeter.

Why Twitter and not Tweeter, albeit, an intriguing riddle, isn’t the point. Rather,
it’s just that more people, than bluebirds, are tweeting … on Twitter.

Twitter filled ready made voids. That it did so with 140 rather than 150 characters;
seemingly genius …. After all … we’ve all gone … atwitter.

Twitter, tweet, tweeted and tweeting; all been given new meaning and re-tweeted,
coined. All to go … to waste … when we are … wasted.

Titters and taunts are tweeted and re-tweeted on Twitter quite mean-spiritedly;
better to be … a poetic writer … good-naturedly.

Tweets and Twits (II)

English is only the world’s second lingua franca. A rich vocabulary and easy
rhymes are at home in song … psalm … prose … or poetry.

The richest tongue (by word count) owes its extreme wealth due to heavy
borrowing from other tongues and the quirks of His timing … uncanny.

To wit: There are more English-speaking Chinese than Americans; more Chinese
wits than Americans … perhaps … know a twit … from a tweet.

Tweet is commonly understood … but twit? Twits are taunts. To twit is to titter
or taunt. Hmm. Curiously, a popular host is … Twitter … not Tweeter.

Why Twitter and not Tweeter, albeit, an intriguing riddle, isn’t the point. Rather,
it’s just that more people, than bluebirds, are tweeting … on Twitter.

Titters and taunts are tweeted and re-tweeted on Twitter, sometimes, mean-spiritedly;
better to be a bubbler … if more … good-naturedly.

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Write it. They’ll come. Leave Zeitgeist, miracles and other supernatural phenomena to Me … They did and you didn’t. Art doubted chachomanopapa but … ne’er Me.

Art ne’er doubted Me but the feasilbility of enterprises resting near completely on the salability of a manuscript no one had read … and no one cared to read.

To what avail what’s written well if what’s so written ne’er sees … day’s light … Arthur … following a heavenly protocol, of his wings … was stripped … by stripper.

Such an unprecedented event, for Arthur, was fateful. More on that later. More importantly, even before his wings were shorn, his tweets & blogs had rippled … outwardly.

Eventually, when the Zeitgeist was just right, Me tweeted Ben, Bo, Twit & Kim … Frankly, Me tweeted them: Go down the tubes now … (really) … or later (surreally)?

That got their attention. All agreed; win-wins for all; cool panacea. Yet, all that shook on it … now have feet cold … as a witch’s tit.

All but Kim. Let’s face it. Twit’s a twit. He’s out of it. Ben’s old. Bo’s not so old but he ain’t bold. And what is Kim? KIM IS NOT OLD … KIM IS BOLD … KIM IS GOLD.

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Two tweets recently glimpsed swirling about in #twitterfiction’s stream: One’s leaking that Kim Jong Un & Pope are communicating by … “SECRETLY TWEETING HIM

A 2nd #twitterfiction tweet 1st exclaims, “KIM JONG UN & POPE TWEET, then addeth asketh, immediately “NOBEL for DPRK?” … What is this that thee tweeteth secretly … Me asketh?

No one’s confirming; no one’s denying; par for the course, but really, “What if Kim Jong Un undid perception of him … surreally … via Pope Ben’s … #twitterfiction initiative?

In #twitterfiction’s surreality, the end’s not an end as traditional treaties are, to traditional ends, but rather, dialog, exchanges of letters … between friends.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality (Mine too actually), ends are not ends, but never-ending beginnings and ends. To that end then know … you’re just beginning.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality #peace&prosperity’s the end-game. Not just dead ends and giddy beginnings. Smorgasbords, of fresh beginnings, tired ends …  & all the in-betweeny.

To tweet #twitterfiction to obtain #peace then seems not so implausible since its sensibly plausible, we’ll all act, in 3rd acts … (Ben, Bo, Twit, Kim & Me) … responsibly.

140 X 7 = 1 PAGE: # 7

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh; writes He of Whom … hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Compare the Vatican’s ‘How to speak of God in 140 characters’ (at shar.es/67nqL) … with Art’s blog’s views.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “However, the Vatican and it’s vaunted educators aren’t the only educators … dogging it.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Christ’s Vicar (Ben), the Prez (Bo), and twits (Twitter) are dogging it too. Three twits stunt … man’s tomorrows.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if ninety-nine percent pressured the one percent on Twitter? Social networking … Divine.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if we ninety-niners were to coordinate our tweeting? Heresy … to the powers that be.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @ MuslimMatters “That’s why the Ninja nightly attempt, to whack Art; in #twitterfiction, Art dumps Ninja parts … at cemeteries.”

140 X 7 = 1 PAGE: #5

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh, men call Me. Ben is the Pope, Bo, the prez … & Twitter’s, twittah.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh is Whom men implore. Do listen to Arthur … & chachomanopapa.”                             

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men adore. Use chachomanopapa’s plan & a … 140 character formula.”        

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men kneel before … Twittah’s 140 formula  …  is a magical formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men revere. Combine spotlights & beacons … & twittah’s formula.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men fear. CMP, Ben, Bo & twit; one Way … to act, … ‘togetha’”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah and Yahweh men hear. Ben, Bo, blogs, tweets, twittah and CMP … Ah-hah!”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja, agenda & plot. That all of us plot … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share plots; so does everybody. Plots & plans … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, untraditional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share agendas. But we all do; every one of us … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share like many 1%ers, Ninja too though. It’s … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters  … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share Ninja 99% haven’t access to though it’s  … not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit share more. These 3 twits, God’s kids, matter … Not at all … implausible.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twit; three twits in a fix. To fix it is as follows and … not at all … implausible.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, talks of the town, guard silence; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, twits of renown, do plot silently; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, each, his own, deny not, motive; that’s not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share motives and opportunities; that is not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share Ninjas against enemies. That’s never … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter share Ninja & hidden agendas. Never, not … fictional.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction, nonfictional; “Ben, Bo & Twitter, twits of renown, do plot silently; that’s not … fictional.”