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Will the real Kim Jong Un please stand up? That refrain, from a former earthly TV fave game show (that’s a hit in Heaven) echoes resoundingly … on Earth today.

But too few hear; and too many that hear, don’t see; an inexorable consequence of leisurely activity … that doesn’t include … reading … unfortunately.

You’ve entered into a new age. Me knows; you all expected bells and whistles. Take it from Almighty Me … some ages come in with Big Bangs … others with little ones.

Make no mistake. Take it, to the bank. You heard it first, from Almighty Me. An onset of an eon;  silent twitterfiction … or is it … nonfiction?

Talk about Zeitgeist! Twitterfiction? A silent, little bang, if ever Me heard one. Arthur and Kim Jong Un entered … stage left … a stage … and a setting …. authored by Him.

Back to twitterfiction plots. Kim Jong Un sees through transparents (Twitter, Barack & Benny);   betrayed & betrayors; mortal hands that shook. Worse; they used Kim to dupe … Me.

As in nonfiction, in twitterfiction, the 1% minority (warm-blooded robber barons and icily-blooded national and corporate entities … neither confirm … nor deny … Me.

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Arthur beat out a drumbeat. Part breezy, part bluesy, the total of its parts, in #twitterfiction, ought to have been newsy … nonfictional … fiction.

Me knew better. Art too beat back a certainty; even a very rosy #twitterfiction epilog will not improve his odds of saving Earth beyond … near nil … (not!).

But Me knows better than that too. Me is author and editor. Me makes universes. Me’s the ability to tweak in #twitterfiction … with verse or tweet … a galaxy … and thee.

Verse snugly fits within tweets. Me knows this. Art learned it. That’s why Me liked Art’s #twitterfiction verse, as a way to MOST implausibly … save the Earth.

Talk about Zeitgeist. My galactic alignment (that it’s Mayan, is in error), capitalism and communism, Lady Gaga, and now, in #twitterfiction … Kim Jong Un.

Young ones: Ones such as Kim Jong Un and you; wrest power from powers that be and Benny, Bo and Twit proxies. Your destiny fits snugly… in #twitterfiction surrealities.

Fitting into #twitterfiction reality isn’t near enough in fact, for that so-called reality’s, surreality in fact. How to jibe … your surreality … with My reality?

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Write it. They’ll come. Leave Zeitgeist, miracles and other supernatural phenomena to Me … They did and you didn’t. Art doubted chachomanopapa but … ne’er Me.

Art ne’er doubted Me but the feasilbility of enterprises resting near completely on the salability of a manuscript no one had read … and no one cared to read.

To what avail what’s written well if what’s so written ne’er sees … day’s light … Arthur … following a heavenly protocol, of his wings … was stripped … by stripper.

Such an unprecedented event, for Arthur, was fateful. More on that later. More importantly, even before his wings were shorn, his tweets & blogs had rippled … outwardly.

Eventually, when the Zeitgeist was just right, Me tweeted Ben, Bo, Twit & Kim … Frankly, Me tweeted them: Go down the tubes now … (really) … or later (surreally)?

That got their attention. All agreed; win-wins for all; cool panacea. Yet, all that shook on it … now have feet cold … as a witch’s tit.

All but Kim. Let’s face it. Twit’s a twit. He’s out of it. Ben’s old. Bo’s not so old but he ain’t bold. And what is Kim? KIM IS NOT OLD … KIM IS BOLD … KIM IS GOLD.

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And so it passed, in #twitterfiction, that a wingless Angel Trainee, Art, became the first trainee ever to suffer … such an ignominiously … humiliating … indignity.

Back to Art later. In #twitterfiction, a bloody good bloke … But first things, duly first … Job one is saving a planet … a world done come … at the seams … undone.

That context (a world unbecomingly come undone), unglued Me. Only somewhat implausibly, googled for were critters. They, and Art penned a self-fulfilling comedy … starring … Me.

A screaming tweet drowned out these holidays twas the tweet that screamed: “KIM JONG UN AND POPE … SECRETLY TWEETING” … in #twitterfiction.

Another tweet drowned out these holidays; the tweet that teased, “NOBEL FOR DPRK’s KIM? Corporate powers that be … and two-legged proxies … are targeting Art … and him.

Nobel? DPRK? KIM? How on earth, such implausibility? That’s what Me’s been tryin’ to tell ya. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to #twitterfiction … Abba.

Yea, Almighty Me’s no bones re tweeting with thee. Why then dost thou re tweeting with Me? Reneging, art thou? chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to @ShareThis #twitterfiction, e-z.

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Two tweets recently glimpsed swirling about in #twitterfiction’s stream: One’s leaking that Kim Jong Un & Pope are communicating by … “SECRETLY TWEETING HIM”

A 2nd #twitterfiction tweet 1st exclaims, “KIM JONG UN & POPE TWEET, then addeth asketh, immediately “NOBEL for DPRK?” … What is this that thee tweeteth secretly … Me asketh?

No one’s confirming; no one’s denying; par for the course, but really, “What if Kim Jong Un undid perception of him … surreally … via Pope Ben’s … #twitterfiction initiative?

In #twitterfiction’s surreality, the end’s not an end as traditional treaties are, to traditional ends, but rather, dialog, exchanges of letters … between friends.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality (Mine too actually), ends are not ends, but never-ending beginnings and ends. To that end then know … you’re just beginning.

In #twitterfiction’s surreality #peace&prosperity’s the end-game. Not just dead ends and giddy beginnings. Smorgasbords, of fresh beginnings, tired ends …  & all the in-betweeny.

To tweet #twitterfiction to obtain #peace then seems not so implausible since its sensibly plausible, we’ll all act, in 3rd acts … (Ben, Bo, Twit, Kim & Me) … responsibly.

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Arthur Everman, angel trainee, trained his shaded eyes away from My direct (some say) steely gaze … He knows God’s gonna do, what God’s gotta do … anyway … really.

Arthur, wings clipped (& beside himself emotionally), was only but physically beside Me … He’d forever be butt … of jokes & jibes … for all … of eternity.

He & and his alkie critter pals (pursuant to heavenly protocol) were fairly unfairly … of shiny wings  stripped. Unfortunate. The Sexy Six … had waxed well … poetically.

Demoted for seasoning to the minor leagues (at Olympus), he’d have to withstand … heavenly drudgery, yet another year … the heavenly drudgery that’s life … for angel-trainees.

My story’s history, education’s alchemy & any who’ve tweeted or retweeted, either to Arthur, or Myself, maybe soon … in bookstore … buy book … or store.

Who’s the author of your reality & the reality of everything & everyone, past present & future … beyond it? … And who gets to … by virtue of His power … empower?

You can thank Me (God) later, if we do (lol), see one another, hence … Beckons implausibility;  extreme Art … a tanked crew … & a treaty … ‘tween Kim Jong Un … & Me.

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BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/, Arthur and Almighty Me via #twitterfiction, #present #peace, #in3acts … #alchemically.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me googled for a gaggle of slacker groggers across Me’s far-flung parallel universes … ya know … like … infinitely.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Me did so google a gaggle of slacker groggers b/c Arthur prayerfully argued … topically comical words might  … attract better.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. All of the groggers typed, excruciatingly slowly. Yet ready, was their manuscript, in time with Mayan timing … phenomenally.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Your Creator’s author & editor but Me be damned if Me’s ever been critic. One thing’s sure. We’re chuckling in Heaven … knowingly.”

DEVELOPING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur and his Zoo Crew of odd critters (Angel Trainees), however, haven’t been as well received in milieus … more earthly.”

BREAKING STORY … “@ShareThis. Arthur & his motley crew of critters, have consequently, been stripped of wings, most unfairly … having waxed well … poetically.”

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BREAKING STORY: “@ShareThis @chachomanopapa.wordpress.com/ & Me #merrychristmas and #feliznavidad all, as re-echoed … each Christmas.”

BREAKING STORY UPDATED … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #dream of #peace in His Kingdom … #Me … not #me … is upping the ante … This is My Kingdom.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #dream of #peace & #twitterfiction. Partying hard at State … time … Almighty Me … overture … Kim.”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction; Staters partying hardy  … whilst Me’s proposing at … kim.JongUn.com … (an Un is he).”

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST … “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction this #neutralbomb. @nytimesworld Vet receipt of TOP-SECRET-TWEETS … ME TO UN.

SAME OLD STORY … BUT WITH A TWIST… “@ShareThis: #twitterfiction #futurebomb #alchemy for  #peace. Kim & I see eye to eye. See tweets to & from dem & da Holy Seer … (Me).”

SAME OLD STORY … TWISTEDLY RETWEETED … “ShareThis: #twitterfiction is real #surreality. T-S-Ts between DPRK & Me are secret but #wikileaks had friends … down-windy.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh; writes He of Whom … hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Compare the Vatican’s ‘How to speak of God in 140 characters’ (at shar.es/67nqL) … with Art’s blog’s views.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “However, the Vatican and it’s vaunted educators aren’t the only educators … dogging it.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Christ’s Vicar (Ben), the Prez (Bo), and twits (Twitter) are dogging it too. Three twits stunt … man’s tomorrows.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if ninety-nine percent pressured the one percent on Twitter? Social networking … Divine.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters “Imagine. But what if we ninety-niners were to coordinate our tweeting? Heresy … to the powers that be.” 

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @ MuslimMatters “That’s why the Ninja nightly attempt, to whack Art; in #twitterfiction, Art dumps Ninja parts … at cemeteries.”

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if  you ninety-nine % press one percenters, through tweeting? Socially networking … smartly.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners coordinate your tweeting via Twitter? Socially networking … effectively.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners act akin to Luke & Arthur via Twitter? Socially networking … Forcefully.“

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners & followers, pragmatically do tweet? Socially networking … timely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-niners usher in a new age through Twitter? Socially networking … sublimely.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine sow & reap peace, through Tweeting? Socially networking … peacefully.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Imagine. What if you ninety-nine do, what My imprimatur has been given to? Socially networking … Holy.”