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And so it passed, in #twitterfiction, that a wingless Angel Trainee, Art, became the first trainee ever to suffer … such an ignominiously … humiliating … indignity.

Back to Art later. In #twitterfiction, a bloody good bloke … But first things, duly first … Job one is saving a planet … a world done come … at the seams … undone.

That context (a world unbecomingly come undone), unglued Me. Only somewhat implausibly, googled for were critters. They, and Art penned a self-fulfilling comedy … starring … Me.

A screaming tweet drowned out these holidays twas the tweet that screamed: “KIM JONG UN AND POPE … SECRETLY TWEETING” … in #twitterfiction.

Another tweet drowned out these holidays; the tweet that teased, “NOBEL FOR DPRK’s KIM? Corporate powers that be … and two-legged proxies … are targeting Art … and him.

Nobel? DPRK? KIM? How on earth, such implausibility? That’s what Me’s been tryin’ to tell ya. chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to #twitterfiction … Abba.

Yea, Almighty Me’s no bones re tweeting with thee. Why then dost thou re tweeting with Me? Reneging, art thou? chachomanopapa.wordpress.com … to @ShareThis #twitterfiction, e-z.

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “With #twitterfiction past, Art reasoned, bloody messages, pause, would give, Ninja overlords … and Art.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … Yet … in #twitterfiction Arty dispatches, four at a time; the slains’ body parts dumped, at the … cemetery”.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; … too rich an info-sharing conduit; offing Art; missions, to whack … dat Arty.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; dissemination a threat, lackeys of powers that be, charge Ninjas … off Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; lackeys of powers that be, Ben, Bo & Twitter, privately decreed … die Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; something new … blessedly old, augurs a Catholic Reformation … per Arty.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis  @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … #twitterfiction formula 140; info-sharing boons that Ben, Bo & Twit … ought not fritter … per Arty.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO LONG # 29

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh … I’m He for Whom …hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “First address henceforth to be The Almighty’s official Twitter account by His … The Almighty’s decree.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Again, The Vatican and it’s vaunted educators … aren’t the only … educators … dogging it.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters …“Twittery fingers do indeed beat relentlessly … not to beat deadlines … but to beat … drumbeats.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make a baby in Our image … not one of them to grovel … but rather … to tower.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Truly, I make babies’ hearts, indeed … all of a soul’s parts … unlabeled at all … not at starts … nor restarts.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make all babies’ own hearts unhardened … for unhardened hearts … are after … My own.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 27

@ShareThis “And so, now, w/o further ado, Tweedos, Tweedont’s & Tweenecdotes from a really old, really sage Dude … your One & Only … God!” Surreally …  really.

“Christ’s Vicar, Pope Benedict XVI, belatedly (& reluctantly; forget not … I know it all) speaks … to his brothers via a Tweet. For a 2nd year … a 2nd Tweet.

“WOW! Time shur do fly, don’t it? Seems just yesterday I snapped My fingers & created things around here. NOW … you’re fast-tracked on … ‘extincting’”.

“So little time; so much to do. I sayeth to you: Refrain from devouring decorative parsley, sparing the nutritious all about it; woe upon you … whom so live, so sparingly.”

“Even a revelation that Twitter’s signature 140 character formula … (times seven) makes for a blog useful to educators and marketers, no prod, no product, no Prada, no nada.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “THE RIGHT THING TO DO: FOLLOW ART. Hastily then, do race to vet the ‘silver bullet’ insight … the alchemic potential … of 140 spaces.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “A potentially bold & visionary cleric shall do the right thing … the Christ-like thing.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 26

“Writing may reduce life to its simplest terms.” says a Saul-to-Pauled Arthur, modern day equal of venerable but ancient … Augie & Saul.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis … “Art,” …spoketh The Lord to a crew & me in a dream. … “‘Tis your Creator, whom commands of you … this.”

“We here in heaven googled trans-universally for 6 contrite bohemian-alkie-slacker-peacemaker-wannabes to gratuitously … Me … to Earthlings re-offer.”

“For eight short/long years they’ve labored in anonymity on little but faith alone. We’re pleased with them. Their Tweets … ours … deemed.”

“The results, however speak for themselves. Many chuckle at their Tweets but click not … twice … to underpinning blog … nor to … wannabe book … thrice.”

“Even that adversity they turned to their favor … by using Twitter … Twitter’s Fiction Festival … and  a Tweeted bridge … to bridge … abyssals.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Considering the Vicar of Christ’s imminent 6-12 Tweet, We heavenlies deem these e-addresses to be followed … trans-earthly.”