Monthly Archives: December 2019

MAYDAY 1612: MONDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2019

NOW HEAR THIS: One such conspiracy theory has Vlad as the leader of a super-state — gang — of five, states. They are China, Russia,

North Korea, Saudi Arabia and US. I can confirm that the theory is less theory, than fact. And king of the hill is Russia.”

“I can confirm that that theory is less theory, than fact. And the undisputed king of the hill is Russia’s Putin. What on Earth (Urantia)

happened? How did we get to this point? And why? And how is it that the planet we call Earth, is surreally — Urantia.”

“What on Earth (Urantia) has happened? How is it that the undisputed king of the hill, is Russia’s, Vlad Putin. And the answer is Dugin;

Alexandr Dugin; Russia’s uber nationalist, philosopher, of state. An inspiration to Vladimir has been Alexandr Dugin.”

“Something hush-hush is happening. Lavrov’s Tuesday Washington meeting with Pompeo follows Putin’s Monday Paris meeting

with Ukraine’s Zelensky, Zelensky being the only one amongst them appreciating the irony in asking, what, to glasnost … is happening.”

“That Rudy’s back in Ukraine is like a murder suspect returning to a crime scene to live-stream themselves — moon-dancing — moon dancing

at the scene of a crime; galactically brazen; returning to the scene of a heinous crime and celebrate, moon-dancing.”

“Absent perhaps, a miracle, The Don shall be, indeed, impeached, but he shan’t be, removed from office. Removing him ironically is practically

out of the question for the Republican senators. Unless inquiries are made into … the matter … of Helsinki.”

“Alas, the die are cast. A mere two articles rather than the double digit total Vladimir and I feared so dreadfully. Seemingly

appeasing their left, Dems offer but token resistance. But they’d of had us by the balls had they pressed us on Helsinki.”

MAYDAY 1611: SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2019

I’ve come to tarnish the FBI, burnish the White House and blow up, the world order. And so I demand a full trial featuring … witnesses … live

… in the Senate chamber. The greatest show on Earth, on Vlad’s orders; and Don obeys them, to stay alive.”

“Notable about the revelation of a covert Russian base in the French Alps is that Macron made the information, public. It’s Macron’s

foray as the mainstay, lieutenant, western leader. Until we Americans in 2020, elect a leader, not me, to confront, Putin.”

“Of course my removal from office may become moot. It depends. It depends on whether dumb-as-rock Democrats make what happened

in Helsinki, an issue. My guys fear the trial turning into, a circus. And I tell them: I’d be in my element, if that happened.”

“My guys fear the trial turning into, a circus. And I tell them: I’d be in my element, if that happened. Of course my removal as an issue

may become moot. It depends. It depends on whether dumb-as-rock Democrats make what happened — in Helsinki, an issue.”

“If Democrats make what happened in Helsinki an issue I may need to resign. My guys fear the trial turning into a circus. And although

I’ve told them: I’d be in my element if that happened, still they fear. It depends on — whether — to Helsinki … we go.”

“If the inquiry goes to Helsinki I’ll resign. If it doesn’t I’ll hang as an asset of Vladimir. All men are born Dems. Some later devolve, becoming,

debt ridden, market-obsessed, Republicans. As puppet master apprentice to Vladimir I bow to no man but him.”

“Conspiracy theories like President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, the President, of Russia being of a deep state Cabal, as well, its dear leader.

If the inquiry goes to Helsinki, I’ll resign. If not, I shall be an asset for the … foreseeable … future.”

MAYDAY 1610: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2019

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are brave men. Men well worthy of ruling us,

were there not, alternatives, better. For what the world, needs now, is love. And a Golden Rule, ruling over us.”

“The world needs love. And a Golden Rule. To rule over us. As in Helsinki, too little is a matter of record. And we fine criminals — Kim — and I

and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are brave. To admit our crimes. To pay, in lieu of our lives … with hard time.”

“We criminal heirs to Cain’s legacy; we, fine, criminals; we who wield, power, unlimited. We confess. We have seen Art’s videos of futures,

alternative. And none of them; not a one of them, ends well, for us. And so we cynically toast to mankind’s future.”

“We toast to humanity’s future. We have seen Art’s videos of futures alternative. And that not even a single one of them ends at all well

for us. We heirs of Cain; fine criminals; we who wield, power. Cynically we toast man, confessing to him … as well.”

“We toast man; and we toast man’s future as well. And we confess to him. We have seen Art’s videos of futures, alternative. We know none

of them end at all well for us. And so, we heirs of Cain, appeal to the peoples on Urantia, the all powerful … ones.”

“We heirs of Cain appeal to the all powerful people. To hear our prayer. There’s no need to march upon the capitals. Just forgive us our crimes.

And given little time to mount a united front against human migration and climate change, let us act, in time.”

“I demand a full trial featuring live witnesses in the Senate chamber should Congress transmit articles of impeachment — from the House

to the Senate. The greatest show on Earth, bar none. The Apprentice president comes to paint, off-white, the White … House.”

“I’ve come to tarnish the FBI, burnish the White House and blow up, the world order. And so I demand a full trial featuring … witnesses … live

… in the Senate chamber. The greatest show on Earth, on Vlad’s orders; and Don obeys them, to stay alive.”

“Notable about the revelation of a covert Russian base in the French Alps is that Macron made the information, public. It’s Macron’s

foray as the mainstay, lieutenant, western leader. Until we Americans in 2020, elect a leader, not me, to confront, Putin.”

“Of course my removal from office may become moot. It depends. It depends on whether dumb-as-rock Democrats make what happened

in Helsinki, an issue. My guys fear the trial turning into, a circus. And I tell them: I’d be in my element, if that happened.”

“My guys fear the trial turning into, a circus. And I tell them: I’d be in my element, if that happened. Of course my removal as an issue

may become moot. It depends. It depends on whether dumb-as-rock Democrats make what happened — in Helsinki, an issue.”

“If Democrats make what happened in Helsinki an issue I may need to resign. My guys fear the trial turning into a circus. And although

I’ve told them: I’d be in my element if that happened, still they fear. It depends on — whether — to Helsinki … we go.”

“If the inquiry goes to Helsinki I’ll resign. If it doesn’t I’ll hang as an asset of Vladimir. All men are born Dems. Some later devolve, becoming,

debt ridden, market-obsessed, Republicans. As puppet master apprentice to Vladimir I bow to no man but him.”

“Conspiracy theories like President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, the President, of Russia being of a deep state Cabal, as well, its dear leader.

If the inquiry goes to Helsinki, I’ll resign. If not, I shall be an asset for the … foreseeable … future.”

“NOW HEAR THIS: One such conspiracy theory has Vlad as the leader of a super-state — gang — of five, states. They are China, Russia,

North Korea, Saudi Arabia and US. I can confirm that the theory is less theory, than fact. And king of the hill is Russia.”

“I can confirm that that theory is less theory, than fact. And the undisputed king of the hill is Russia’s Putin. What on Earth (Urantia)

happened? How did we get to this point? And why? And how is it that the planet we call Earth, is surreally — Urantia.”

“What on Earth (Urantia) has happened? How is it that the undisputed king of the hill, is Russia’s, Vlad Putin. And the answer is Dugin;

Alexandr Dugin; Russia’s uber nationalist, philosopher, of state. An inspiration to Vladimir has been Alexandr Dugin.”

“Something hush-hush is happening. Lavrov’s Tuesday Washington meeting with Pompeo follows Putin’s Monday Paris meeting

with Ukraine’s Zelensky, Zelensky being the only one amongst them appreciating the irony in asking, what, to glasnost … is happening.”

“That Rudy’s back in Ukraine is like a murder suspect returning to a crime scene to live-stream themselves — moon-dancing — moon dancing

at the scene of a crime; galactically brazen; returning to the scene of a heinous crime and celebrate, moon-dancing.”

“Absent perhaps, a miracle, The Don shall be, indeed, impeached, but he shan’t be, removed from office. Removing him ironically is practically

out of the question for the Republican senators. But then they’ll begin to inquire into, the matter of Helsinki.”

It all happened so fast. Just over a year

MAYDAY 1609: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2019

“Do as I say and not as I do. And ask not what your country may do for ye. Ask rather what ye may do for me. I may resign over what really

happened in Helsinki. But not Ukraine. I’ve got implausible, deniability, there. Still, Vlad’s getting shaky, on me.”

“Mocked by my peers behind my back at NATO’s London meeting I abruptly canceled my news conference — suddenly flying home

to a capital judging my fitness for office. By Christmastime, I’ll be the 3rd president to be impeached. No, one can’t ever, go home.”

“Home. Mar-a-Lago. But my homies there don’t want me there, either. Idly mocked by my peers behind my back, I’ll go back home. To

stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in, denuclearization issues, thorny, and then just — do what lovers do — do.”

“It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are trend setting lovers. I’ll go back home. To stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in tough

denuclearization issues; and then just do what lovers do. What the world needs now is love — sweet — love, rough.”

“What the world needs now is love, sweet, love, rough. It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are lovers. And it’s no secret that we like it rough.

Rough love. The world really needs really tough men. Brave men like Kim and I. Men — rough — and really, tough.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are the brave men ye would want ruling over us

if there weren’t alternatives, better. What the world needs now is love. And a Golden Rule to better, rule us.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are brave men. Men well worthy of ruling us,

were there not, alternatives, better. For what the world, needs now, is love. And a Golden Rule, ruling over us.”

 

MAYDAY 1609: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2019

“Do as I say and not as I do. And ask not what your country may do for ye. Ask rather what ye may do for me. I may resign over what really

happened in Helsinki. But not Ukraine. I’ve got implausible, deniability, there. Still, Vlad’s getting shaky, on me.”

“Mocked by my peers behind my back at NATO’s London meeting I abruptly canceled my news conference — suddenly flying home

to a capital judging my fitness for office. By Christmastime, I’ll be the 3rd president to be impeached. No, one can’t ever, go home.”

“Home. Mar-a-Lago. But my homies there don’t want me there, either. Idly mocked by my peers behind my back, I’ll go back home. To

stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in, denuclearization issues, thorny, and then just — do what lovers do — do.”

“It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are trend setting lovers. I’ll go back home. To stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in tough

denuclearization issues; and then just do what lovers do. What the world needs now is love — sweet — love, rough.”

“What the world needs now is love, sweet, love, rough. It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are lovers. And it’s no secret that we like it rough.

Rough love. The world really needs really tough men. Brave men like Kim and I. Men — rough — and really, tough.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are the brave men ye would want ruling over us

if there weren’t alternatives, better. What the world needs now is love. And a Golden Rule to better, rule us.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are brave men. Men well worthy of ruling us,

were there not, alternatives, better. For what the world, needs now, is love. And a Golden Rule, ruling over us.”

 

MAYDAY 1608: THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2019

“In anticipation of MAYDAYS for 1,607 nights we’ve partied on Luna and thereafter forgotten our revelations … and our epiphanies.

But Arthur, forgets not. And so now, directly from Luna we tweet only seemingly … implausible revelations and epiphanies.”

“MAYDAYS is full of knowledge and wisdom; revelations and epiphanies duly intended to transform humanity from history’s diverging communities

to the converging communities of the future. Why not follow 1989‘s Velvet Revolution, with a second one, in 2020?”

“‘Tis I, the wisest man that ever lived that asks ye: Given the circumstances, why not revolt? And toss the bums out; or — in lieu

thereof, our apologies accept; in any event, follow the Czech Velvet Revolution of 1989, with a second one … in 2020, too.”

“Velvet Revolutions suit us fine. Peaceful transition may save our plum jobs, our stately homes and our tender, skins. What happened in Helsinki

hasn’t come up — yet. But Vlad’s suffering high anxiety over an encroaching impeachment inquiry, and Helsinki.”

“Vlad’s got a bad case of high anxiety over my impeachment inquiry; worrying, like an old woman, really. I wish he’d relax.
Helsinki

hasn’t even come up. They’re dumb as rocks. They don’t realize the key that is an investigation of the summit in Helsinki.”

“A shortcut on the road to impeaching AND removing me is in a follow up investigation of whatever happened in Helsinki. Remember?

Where I took possession of my interpreter’s notes? Remarkable; what hasn’t come up, in investigations, is Helsinki. Remember?”

“Vlad’s getting weak-kneed, shaky on me. Even the mere threat of an investigation at this point might push him, over the edge. And demand me

resignation. Whatever happened in Helsinki, Finland, may be a shortcut on the road, to impeaching AND removing me.”

 

MAYDAY 1607: WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2019

“Spying; it’s in again. Actually it’s never really been out. ‘Cause it’s good to know what your frenemies are planning. And it’s so easy to spy

on Americans. Their society is heterogeneously porous. As are their borders. It’s easy to — upon Americans … spy.”

“Historically, it’s been good to know what your frenemies are planning on. To do whatever it is that needs to be done, as appropriate.

Appropriateness depends on circumstances. And the eyes of beholders. I reserve the right — to dictate, as — appropriate.”

“In the name of President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, I reserve the right to dictate, as appropriate. It’s good to know what frenemies plan

on. To do whatever it is that needs to be done. But in fickle circumstance Art finds plot twists, to plan.”

“In fickle circumstance and in the news — both real — and fake and in all too human, inadequacy, Arthur finds the plot twists of reality,

running in parallel to the plot twists in MAYDAYS. I reserve however the right to dictate, my version … of reality.”

“My version of reality like everybody’s oft changes as we each trace the pilgrim’s progress. Art’s from the future. We’ve seen Art’s

videos. When on Luna we agree with him. But we remember not anything on Urantia of what happened … on Luna … with Art.”

“This is the gist of the problem: When wining and dining and laughing on Luna we agree with him. And MAYDAYS’ changes, we duly

promise. But on Urantia
the next day we remember not anything of what happened the previous evening on Luna with Art surreally.”

“None but Arthur remember anything of what been dreamt now for 1,607 evenings, consecutive. This then the gist of a vexing, problem.

We all agree with Art and with MAYDAYS’ promise on Luna. Not so tho when soirées end and we return to our planetary, problems.”

MAYDAY 1606: TUESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2019

“I know that Republicans at least would rather not know.” But sometimes I wonder if the Dems even want to know what happened

between Vlad and myself on the occasion of the ‘no witnesses’ summit meeting, between Vladimir and me … in Helsinki … Finland.”

“Cyborg super soldiers: US Army report reveals vision for deadly ‘machine — humans’. Future armies could be made up of half-human,

half-machine, cyborgs with infrared sight, ultrasonic hearing and super strength with weapons mind-controlled … by humans.”

“The United Nations is warning of the insufficiency of the nations’ pledges to reduce emissions of gases responsible for temperatures,

a-rising. Diplomatically, he did not say that our rising ignorance seems to be proportional to the rising, temperatures.”

“Impeachment protects us from the threat of demagogue presidents. Yet the very political nature of the process provides the sly demagogue

a sound, defense. A constitutional paradox: The very behaviors that impeachment belies, supply escape for demagogues.”

“A demagogue, am I. As are all in Vlad’s Cabal. And we’re not bad guys, really. Ye can ask Arthur, our brother co-author of MAYDAYS.

MAYDAYS is what we’ve written in soirées, lunar. Our blueprint to peace and prosperity. And Golden Rules rule, in MAYDAYS.”

“The Democratic Party would be remiss if it didn’t mention any of Mueller’s findings. Solely focusing on Ukraine would not capture, fully,

the extent of corruption residing in the off-white, White House. And … what ever happened, in Finland’s, Helsinki?”

“This I can tell ye. We’re all really worried. Kim about his bombs; Xi about Hong Kong. Mo, a murder and me; a hoax, of an impeachment inquiry.

And Vlad, glad hands, all of them. He fears no man but fears being asked, Vlad: What ever happened in Helsinki?”

MAYDAY 1605: MONDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2019

”Take a generation; take twenty years to transition from sovereign, to Golden Ruled, governance. With artificial intelligence, administering

things there shall be no need for middlemen states; nor for analog queens and kings noble, on tradition — banking.”

“I’m really old; I can’t recall most things I’ve said, much less, what others say to me a White House insider, it is leaked, says of me. I

won’t dignify at all hoax, hearings. My allies may well, lie for me. ‘Tis not at all, beneath, or unlike us, to lie.”

“‘Tis not at all beneath us, to lie. I’ve got interests and conflicts of interests, everywhere. Like Vlad’s men — I’m unfit to be — president.

From conflicts, we suffer. If Jerry inquires about Helsinki, I may be removed, as president.”
cc: @RepJerryNadler

“I’ve got attack dogs on Judiciary. But Jerry is nimble on his feet and these hearings capstone, his long, and distinguished, career. Helsinki

has long merited, attention. Jerry gets to wonder, aloud: Mr. President: Pray, tell: What happened, in Helsinki?”

“I call on @RepJerryNadler to publicly wonder out loud about what really happened in Helsinki. What happened in Helsinki, merits my

attention. Attention scant, it’s gotten, until now. I won’t, because I might lie testify, but in truth Vladimir and I … lie.”

“Because I might someday lie, I won’t testify but Vlad and I, in truth, confess. I got sucked in but Vlad’s in the middle of everything.

We call on @RepJerryNadler to publicly wonder out loud, about, what really happened, between us, in Helsinki, Finland.”

“Sometimes I wonder if the Democrats really even want to know what happened, between Vlad and myself on the occasion of the ‘no

witnesses’ summit meeting between Vlad and me in Helsinki, Finland. I know that Republicans at least … would rather not know.”

MAYDAY 1604: SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2019

“Along with my brothers of
The Cabal, I have agreed with Arthur Everman to add our names to the co-author’s page. Loving — living,

we adopt as our own, Arthur’s findings, penning, MAYDAYS, jointly. Hoping for Nobels, for peace and prosperity, a-bringing.”

“I propose a revolution, velvet; reorganizing society. Establishing a ruling paradigm not sovereign-based but based rather on Golden Rules,

already common to many of our religions. If ye but do as I say and not as I do, ye may well enact … Golden Rules.”

“Transition from a sovereign paradigm to a Golden Ruled paradigm. Golden Rules already being common to many Urantian, religions.

Do as I say: Replace the artificial, sovereign paradigm extant, with the more natural Golden Ruled one, corollary to religion.”

“Do as I say: Replace the artificial, sovereign paradigm, extant, with the more natural Golden Ruled one, corollary to religion. Transition

from a sovereign paradigm to a Golden Ruled one. For we men share the Golden Rule in common with Urantian religions.”

“Religion, Karl reminded all present at last evening’s landmark, soirée, lunar, is the opiate of the masses. Replacing that artificial paradigm

with a natural, Golden Ruled one is a no-brainer. The Rule is corollary to and naturally, flows from, religion.”

”I hereby declare the emergent enactment of Golden Rule governance; by proclamation of an emergent situation; an existential

crisis. Hence,

this proclamation: On behalf of humanity, I proclaim: a transitional phase; twenty years to Golden Rule governance.”

”Take twenty years to transition from sovereign, queens, kings and states. To the end of Golden Rule governance; no more states, kings,

nor queens by then. With artificial intelligence, administering governance — no more states … nor queens — nor kings.”