MAYDAY 1609: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2019

“Do as I say and not as I do. And ask not what your country may do for ye. Ask rather what ye may do for me. I may resign over what really

happened in Helsinki. But not Ukraine. I’ve got implausible, deniability, there. Still, Vlad’s getting shaky, on me.”

“Mocked by my peers behind my back at NATO’s London meeting I abruptly canceled my news conference — suddenly flying home

to a capital judging my fitness for office. By Christmastime, I’ll be the 3rd president to be impeached. No, one can’t ever, go home.”

“Home. Mar-a-Lago. But my homies there don’t want me there, either. Idly mocked by my peers behind my back, I’ll go back home. To

stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in, denuclearization issues, thorny, and then just — do what lovers do — do.”

“It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are trend setting lovers. I’ll go back home. To stew. To dream of when Kim and I get bogged down in tough

denuclearization issues; and then just do what lovers do. What the world needs now is love — sweet — love, rough.”

“What the world needs now is love, sweet, love, rough. It’s a matter of record. Kim and I are lovers. And it’s no secret that we like it rough.

Rough love. The world really needs really tough men. Brave men like Kim and I. Men — rough — and really, tough.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are the brave men ye would want ruling over us

if there weren’t alternatives, better. What the world needs now is love. And a Golden Rule to better, rule us.”

“Too little (like Helsinki) is a matter of record. Men like Kim and I and Xi and Vlad and even Mo are brave men. Men well worthy of ruling us,

were there not, alternatives, better. For what the world, needs now, is love. And a Golden Rule, ruling over us.”

 

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