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TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO LONG # 29

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh … I’m He for Whom …hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “First address henceforth to be The Almighty’s official Twitter account by His … The Almighty’s decree.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Again, The Vatican and it’s vaunted educators … aren’t the only … educators … dogging it.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters …“Twittery fingers do indeed beat relentlessly … not to beat deadlines … but to beat … drumbeats.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make a baby in Our image … not one of them to grovel … but rather … to tower.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Truly, I make babies’ hearts, indeed … all of a soul’s parts … unlabeled at all … not at starts … nor restarts.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make all babies’ own hearts unhardened … for unhardened hearts … are after … My own.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 28

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@ShareThis “And so, now, w/o further ado, Tweedos, Tweedont’s & Tweenecdotes from a really old, really sage dude … your One & Only … God! Really.”

“Christ’s Vicar, Pope Benedict XVI … belatedly (& reluctantly … forget not … I know it all) speaks to his brothers via a Tweet. For a 2nd year … a 2nd Tweet.

”WOW! Time do fly … don’t it?  … Seems yesterday … (bepopping to some Ragtime) … aloof only apparently, I snapped 2 fingers, perfectly creating things, just not … mental-midget-proof.”

”So little time; so much to do.  So I sayeth to you: Disdain devouring decorative parsley, sparing the nutritious all about it … Woe’s upon you … whom so live … so sparingly.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Latter Twitter account, (Vicar’s) & former (Arthur’s) … both be Mine. … All’s Mine … really.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis ”THE RIGHT THING TO DO: FOLLOW ART. … Hastily Ben, race to vet the ‘silver bullet’ insight … the alchemic potential … of 140 spaces.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis … “A potentially bold & visionary cleric shall do the right thing … the Christ-like thing.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 27

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@ShareThis “And so, now, w/o further ado, Tweedos, Tweedont’s & Tweenecdotes from a really old, really sage Dude … your One & Only … God!” Surreally …  really.

“Christ’s Vicar, Pope Benedict XVI, belatedly (& reluctantly; forget not … I know it all) speaks … to his brothers via a Tweet. For a 2nd year … a 2nd Tweet.

“WOW! Time shur do fly, don’t it? Seems just yesterday I snapped My fingers & created things around here. NOW … you’re fast-tracked on … ‘extincting’”.

“So little time; so much to do. I sayeth to you: Refrain from devouring decorative parsley, sparing the nutritious all about it; woe upon you … whom so live, so sparingly.”

“Even a revelation that Twitter’s signature 140 character formula … (times seven) makes for a blog useful to educators and marketers, no prod, no product, no Prada, no nada.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “THE RIGHT THING TO DO: FOLLOW ART. Hastily then, do race to vet the ‘silver bullet’ insight … the alchemic potential … of 140 spaces.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “A potentially bold & visionary cleric shall do the right thing … the Christ-like thing.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 26

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“Writing may reduce life to its simplest terms.” says a Saul-to-Pauled Arthur, modern day equal of venerable but ancient … Augie & Saul.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis … “Art,” …spoketh The Lord to a crew & me in a dream. … “‘Tis your Creator, whom commands of you … this.”

“We here in heaven googled trans-universally for 6 contrite bohemian-alkie-slacker-peacemaker-wannabes to gratuitously … Me … to Earthlings re-offer.”

“For eight short/long years they’ve labored in anonymity on little but faith alone. We’re pleased with them. Their Tweets … ours … deemed.”

“The results, however speak for themselves. Many chuckle at their Tweets but click not … twice … to underpinning blog … nor to … wannabe book … thrice.”

“Even that adversity they turned to their favor … by using Twitter … Twitter’s Fiction Festival … and  a Tweeted bridge … to bridge … abyssals.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Considering the Vicar of Christ’s imminent 6-12 Tweet, We heavenlies deem these e-addresses to be followed … trans-earthly.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 25

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‘WHO’ officials closely following “worrisome trend” of suicides world-widely that’s attributable, allegedly, to terminal follow-following, following a deadly … Fiction Festival.

Reported;  a pair of suicides apiece in each of the fortyish participating countries, possessions and territories signal … ‘the blues’, depression.

“Writing reduces life to simplest terms.” said Saul-to-Pauled Arthur (in matters of sin, the equal, of quotable but ancient … Augustine and Saul.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Art,” … spoketh The Lord to the crew & me in a dream. “‘Tis your Creator, whom commands of you … this:”

“Cease & desist,”  indefinitely. ‘Til further notice, “clock not in as Me, on your Twitter account … But be not blue … on that account.”

“In fact, the crew & you must redouble efforts. Yes, we’re well aware that even when the spirit’s strong, the flesh may be weak. That’s why … We’ve written … all of this.

Despair not Arthur, Your Lord wouldn’t lightly have, anyone suffer, not even you. Take care thee of that already entrusted to you (the 7 billion) … Leave the vicar to Me.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: STORY TOO SHORT # 3

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When last we knew of the Zoo Crew’s whereabouts we learned they had been googled by God to help Arthur write, Tweet … and blog.

Ex-twit Arthur had begun his transcendence, but he thought and wrote too slowly. God’s intent: reinforcements … to best augment content.

And so it came to pass: Angels, disguised as critters, in Art’s dreams, helped him write, Tweet and blog to reach men … on mean streets.

But men on streets are generally skeptical. Few who viewed any part of what’s been written, approve … Most snicker, “He’s crazy-smitten.”

Of the imprimatur signs Arthur had beseeched; two nearly killed him. Yet both seemed useless, to skeptical men, address … to duly redress.

Even a revelation that Twitter’s signature 140 character formula (times 7) makes for a blog useful to educators and marketers … no prod.

Falling trees and lethal lightning aside, Arthur’s Crew knew that Twitter’s remarkably useful formula is invaluable. Then came … Twitter’s Fiction Festival. 

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 8

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A South African follower of Arthur asks, “How might my followers and I collaborate with you?”    Twitter’s constraints hamstring the writing of a story … to view.

Accustomed to being hamstrung, Art accepted the odd challenge. “At least,” thought he, “it will be others hamstringing me, not myself. … And it can’t be … impossible.”

Art didn’t foresee the manifold difficulties in the oddity of the challenge. Of particular concern to the near friendless Arthur: How to … in but a month … friends earn?

Garrulous by nature, the betrayals consumed Arthur from the inside out. Not one to retaliate in kind, he’d spun himself a coccoon to avert … further backstabbing.

Death, divorce and excruciating betrayals left a heart desolate. Under such circumstances, early retirement from society seemed apt. So he’d retired … drunkenly.

Being, drinking and thinking alone brought disturbing thoughts. They impinged upon what he mistakingly thought was peace. An end like Hemingway’s? … To be …. or not to be?

Therapeutic writing and abiding faith, faithfully sustained him. Art dreams Twitter’s upcoming Festival of Fiction, he’ll be … a platform … a-building.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 9

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Blogging’s a fling but the book’s the thing. Main blog, BLEATING IRONY and its little bro blog, 980 CHARACTERS both, … are book-promoting blogs.

A draft and two blogs; no agent; no publisher; platformless and poor as dirt, apparently no way to see his book in print … But mysterious … are His ways.

Then came a vision; perhaps, thought he, a mirage. For in Twitter’s Fiction Festival he viewed … that platform he lacked … On second thought, … he planned anew.

With his spirit buoyed, he amended his plan, all the while, alternatively writing and Tweeting, Tweeting and writing; ever relentlessly, … his plans … ad-libbing.

And so it came to be that again (or so he imagined) the Almighty uses a weak and afflicted man to dramatically see … that His Word … is air lifted … to every land.

Earthbound objective observers unanimously agree: any plan for earthly peace and prosperity’s a pipe dream … an implausibility … given long-standing … animosities.

Art stands by God’s much maligned Spotlights and Beacons Plan for Peace and Prosperity. Ironically, it comes in tandem with the Mayan calendar … controversy.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 11

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A dream you dream alone is just a dream but a dream … we dream together … is reality. … John Lennon’s words … echo within me as Tweeted is  … everybody.

His sage words … resound in an entry to Twitter’s … Fiction Festival. Follow and message me …  Coordinate efforts … Let’s transform surreality … to reality.

You might say that I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one … Someday you’ll join us and one planet’s peoples … may … live as one.

12-21’s weekend is the best opportunity in man’s history to together as a dream … team … dream … of jump starting … and turbo-charging … John’s utopian dream.

Especially called upon … are Big Three reps. Step up to bat for humanity … Quite ironically … the weekend of 12-21’s perhaps … our last … opportunity.

This blog promotes an underlying manuscript that suggests … we earthlings … wave (flashlights) … at the Space Lab crew … and they … to us … return the wave.

Tweeted prompts from a Zoo Crew (950 12-21 related Tweets) and your replies dramatic  … in return: … Creation of a new genre blending non-fiction … and fiction futuristic.