“Revisit those places. Down there on Urantia. From up here on Luna. And soirée with us, up here. Eat, drink and be by wine, made merry,

my fellow Urantians. And mark my words: Revelations; game-changers, oft, are. As are … game-transforming, epiphanies.”

“Mark my words: Rudy and I only, know about the corruption in Ukraine. Revelations are oft — game-changers. As are epiphanies —

game-transforming. Fight to have key documents and witnesses at my impeachment, trial; they surely shall not, vindicate … me.”

“Every trial is a pursuit of the truth. That’s all I want. It’s all each of us should want. Now that it’s time for the senators to fulfill their duties —

my final questions are: Will my senators … pursue the truth? And whatever happened … in Helsinki?”

“Will my senators pursue the truth? And what on Earth (Urantia), ever happened in Helsinki?” Trials — pursue truth. Answers

to critical questions; like mitigating human migration changing, climate change. And whether to Vladimir, I slavishly … answer.”

“What on Earth ever happened in Helsinki?” Shall my senators ever find their backbones? And what may man answer when answering,

existential questions; like mitigating, human-migration-changing, climate change. And whether to Vlad, I do, obsequiously, answer.”

“What on Earth ever happened in Helsinki?” Shall my senators ever find their backbones? And what may man answer when answering,

existential questions; like mitigating, human-migration-changing, climate change. And whether to Vlad, I do, obsequiously, answer.”

“What happened in Helsinki, really? Impeachers — irrespective, of party, need to know whether I, to Vladimir, — slavishly

— and obsequiously, answer. And the answer to that rhetorical question has all the makings, of a fine, made-for-TV, situation-comedy.”

“As a literary device an allegory is a metaphor in which a character, place or event is used to deliver a broader message about real

-world issues and occurrences. But Don can’t chance that MAYDAYS’ potential energy be misunderstood and lost, to the world.”

“I can’t chance that MAYDAYS’ potential energy be misunderstood and lost to the children and to the world, generally. I eschew

describing MAYDAYS as an allegory. It is rather an algorithmic, step-by-step plan for how to redo the world, we roundly, eschew.”

“I can’t chance that MAYDAYS’ potential be subject to conventional, understanding. Not for lack of MAYDAYS’s capability as a literary

work. Nor understanding, man’s tendency, to misunderstand. So misunderstand — this — not. MAYDAYS is, revolutionary.”

“MAYDAYS indeed is, revolutionary. But in a velvety kind of way. Velvet reminiscent of a Czechoslovakia not so long at all, ago. An

epic story we raconteurs pray tell ye timely heed, as ye read on to the revelations — and to the epiphanies — awaiting man.”

“An epic story we storytelling raconteurs pray tell ye ponder as ye read. For MAYDAYS indeed is, revolutionary, albeit in a pacific,

velvety, kind of way. Velvet, reminiscent of Czechoslovakia. And I would have Urantia, Czechoslovakia … that way … mimic.”

“Revisit Czechoslovakia in 1989. And the Berlin Wall that same year. And South Africa, in ‘94; and many — other places, also. Revisit

places that are symbolically exceptional places, to spark imaginations. Spark your imagination. Those places … revisit.”

“Revisit those places. Down there on Urantia. From up here on Luna. And soirée with us, up here. Eat, drink and be by wine, made merry,

my fellow Urantians. And mark my words: Revelations; game-changers, oft, are. As are … game-transforming, epiphanies.”

“Mark my words: Rudy and I only, know about the corruption in Ukraine. Revelations are oft — game-changers. As are epiphanies —

game-transforming. Fight to have key documents and witnesses at my impeachment, trial; they surely shall not, vindicate … me.”

“Lisa, Susan, Lamar, Cory and Mitt, may yet be, fine profiles in courage for my now, less than grand, GOP. Like Nixon — I would resign —

rather than not. To not face the ignominy of removal. Vladimir and I pray no one raises Helsinki and makes me, resign.”

“Vladimir and I pray no one raises Helsinki and makes me, suddenly, resign. Because I really hate, moving. Like Nixon, I’d resign —

rather than face the ignominious shame of removal. But unlike Nixon, I would not, from the center … of attention, resign.”

“In the absence of Helsinki adding its great weight onto the weight of Ukraine, I might be able to resist the pressure to suddenly resign

— I’d resign, rather than face the shame of removal. But unlike Dick Nixon, I shan’t ever, from my limelight, resign.”

“Resignation: It’s not in my nature nor my constitution. And so in the absence of revelations of the odd happenings in Helsinki,

I’ll not resign. Changing history, thereby; changing what would have been (all along), for an alternative, alternate, reality.”

“In the absence of revelations of the odd happenings in Helsinki, I’ll not resign. And I’ll change history, thereby, accordingly;

exchanging a host of possibilities for, what might have been, all along, but for … other alternative, alternate, realities.”

“See with your eyes, alternative, alternate, realities. In the absence of revelations of the very odd happenings in Finland’s Helsinki —

I’ll not resign. Changing history by exchanging a host of possibilities, for a far more favorable alternative reality.”

“In the absence of revelations of the odd happenings in Helsinki, I’ll not resign. And I’ll change history, exchanging the possibilities

for what might have been for a more favorable reality. I am the hero, of this story; and a larger, allegorical, story.”

“Dump, my brands. All others, too. Dump too the underlying sovereign paradigm that gives form and substance to fake, realities. Reality’s

multi-dimensional. Invest in tech. Avert civil unrest and the changed climate too few dread yet, all too, myopically.”

“Mitch says he won’t be impartial. But the Constitution states that during an impeachment trial the Senators take oaths

swearing or affirming in lieu of an oath, acting as jurors, impartial. Mitch and I now cede ground to Nancy, who’s feeling, her oats.”

“Nancy is feeling her oats. Even as Mitch and I add the weight of untenable stances. Mitch is already on the record saying he won’t be

impartial but the Constitution says otherwise. Mitch and I cede ground to @SpeakerPelosi. Resign, she as if, says to me.”

“Resign Don — Nancy, as if says to me, whenever, she glares — at me. Even as Mitch and I add the weight of stances, untenably,

taken. Already on record saying he won’t be impartial is Mitch. Mitch and I need to cede to @SpeakerPelosi … Constitutionally.”

“More witnesses and presumably, more documents. It’ll be embarrassingly, enlightening. My resignation is on the minds of many.One is Nancy. 

I’m another. Nancy scares me. Whenever she sees me, she stares right at me. As if she’s looking, right through me.”

“I am not bound by rules. Even if indicted, convicted and removed, were all that to come to pass, I’d still break rules with impunity, bound

not, by them. And I‘ve the mind of a gangster, President Nixon, a mere school boy, next to president me, outbound.”

“Like Nixon, I’d resign rather than face the ignominy of removal from the presidency. Vlad and I pray no one questions the Helsinki

summit. But Lisa, Susan, Lamar, Cory and Mitt may yet be, profiles, in Republican courage for my now, less than grand, GOP.”

“Laughable is, what’s happening. And I’d have been good with that lighthearted comedy. But, alas, ironically, tragedy, over comedy,

dominates, in this paradigm artificially sovereign. Sovereignty, once upon a time, a useful stage, is but an anachronism, lately.”

“Sovereignty was, once upon a time, was, for mankind a useful stage, but, having outlived its usefulness, it is an anachronism, today.

Laughable would be what’s happening if it weren’t, so tragic. Alas, tragedy, over comedy — dominates — in the stately, sovereign paradigms, of today.”

“No matter what ye read — or hear me say — we surely don’t need no, hypersonic, weapon. We have no need to dominate this brand new

domain of fast flight; we’d better invest in technology, climate change, and civil unrest, resistant. Ye must — start, anew.”

“We don’t need hypersonic, weapons. And we have no need to dominate in fast flight; we’d better, invest in technology, climate change

and civil unrest — resistant. Restart, anew. Dump sovereign paradigms for Golden-Ruled, ones. And the climate … change.”

“Convene, dissolve and reconstitute the UN. Dump sovereign paradigms for Golden-Ruled ones. Implement a Kim-Don Plan. Climate

change, political’s a precursor to climate change, meteorological. Invest in tech; to avert, civil unrest and a changed … climate.”

“Invest in tech to avert civil unrest and the changed climate, too few dread. Climate change, political is a precursor to climate change.

Convene, dissolve and reconstitute, the UN. Dump Trump’s, paradigm. And implement, the Kim-Don Plan … for a change.”

“Dump, my brands. All others, too. Dump too the underlying sovereign paradigm that gives form and substance to fake, realities.

Reality’s multi-dimensional. Invest in tech. Avert, civil unrest and the changed climate too few dread yet, all too myopically.”

“Too many hate their neighbors. Yet, we can yet break that long, embittered, impasse. We yet hateful descendants of Cain and Abel,

locked in combat, all come to know, violence. Only seemingly implausibly, in secret votes lie, evolving from, Cain and Abel.”

“Would that I were America’s Viktor Orbán. I would love to have the situation that Viktor Orbán has, but I don’t. That does not mean I

won’t. I won’t; but not because I’m not by nature, mean enough. It is because, His servant vassal, transformed … am I”

“Into His servant vassal have I been, transformed. I no longer long to be — America’s — Viktor Orbán. I’d have loved to have been a dictator.

One like Viktor, in Hungary. A populist. But now, I am transformed. I no longer long to be, America’s, dictator.”

“In secret votes lie man’s hope of evolving from his traditional history; the terribly awful legacy of Adam’s, Cain and Abel.

Mysteriously, The Almighty has chosen Lisa, Susan; Lamar, Cory and me; to undo the legacy of flawed forbears Cain and Abel.”

“At the link; the 2019 Data Breach Hall of Shame; the biggest data breaches of the year; still, they pale next to data breaches happening,

every day of our lives. The wisdom of history’s great men, distills down to me. Lol. Laughable is, what’s happening.”

“Laughable is, what’s happening. And I’d have been good with that lighthearted comedy. But, alas, ironically, tragedy, comedy,

dominates in this paradigm —artificially — sovereign. Sovereignty, once upon a time a useful stage, but, an anachronism, lately.”

“Laughable is, what’s happening. And I’d have been good with that lighthearted comedy. But, alas, ironically, tragedy, comedy,

dominates in this paradigm artificially sovereign. Sovereignty, once upon a time, a useful stage, is but an anachronism, lately.”

“If there are any Republican senators who believe I’ve acted less than perfectly, they ought say so, even if that results in my conviction,

in the Senate. Thankfully, it seems that there are 30 to 35 senators who lack — the courage of … their convictions.”

“If just three Republican senators link approval of the impeachment trial rules to a cloaked vote, what I fear most, a secret, vote

may happen. Dare my senators vote against President me and President Putin? Indeed, new revelations bode … a secret … vote.”

“My GOP senators could approve a secret impeachment vote if they so wish. The trial’s rules are up to the senators and need to pass

muster, only by simple majority; just 51 out of the 100, members. A secret vote; it’s the very best way past, this impasse.”

“My Republican senators see Lisa as one who views critically every issue in front of her rather than as a rubber stamp for my party.

Verily, they see her as a modern day, profile in courage. She shall place — as she should, her country over … her party.”

“Lisa values her country over her party. She’s a Republican, with a penchant, for independence. More servile senators see Lisa

as one who views critically, every issue. She is no rubber stamp, for my party. A modern day — profile — in courage … is Lisa.”

Modern day profiles in courage are Lisa and Susan and Mitt. Straight shooters, sometimes. They hew not to any party lines,

necessarily. Republicans, are they. They’ve drawn a line. And the line is clear. Country over party. Ever be true to … that line.”

“Too many hate their neighbors. Yet, we can yet break that long, embittered, impasse. We yet hateful descendants of Cain and Abel,

locked in combat, all come to know, violence. Only seemingly implausibly, in secret votes lie, evolving from, Cain and Abel.”

“I’m having volunteers gift presents to children stranded on the border. I’m far away from my home in Hell, as well. Human

suffering is one thing I, as your president, just can not tolerate. I want peace and tranquility and opportunity, for my fellow man.”

“Kim is sending me a Christmas gift. Maybe it’s a present where he sends me a beautiful vase, as opposed to, a missile test,” The Don said of Kim.

I may get a vase. I may get a nice present from him. One never really knows what one’s getting from The Kim.”

“We must strive to foster a culture of deeper understanding and respect; traits that exemplify the teachings of Christ. On Christmas,

forgive my trespasses as I forgive trespasses, against me. Do this, my fellow Americans in memory of me … on Christmas.”

“I’m very religious. I attended, with my family, Christmas Eve services today. Thereafter, I informed the American people that the witch

hates Republicans and hates the people that voted for me. I hate Nancy. She hates us. We must be rid … of the witch.”

The new emails will make it difficult for Mitch to stage the kind of perfunctory Senate trial he and I prefer: one with no … witnesses.

Because I don’t have even a single witness — not even one — I can call upon for testimony. I’ve got no … witnesses.”

“Mitch believes in me. He knows that I’m innocent. He has already decided to acquit me. And although he has not ruled out calling

additional witnesses at my trial, he and I are colluding to short circuit the trial, by a motion … to dismiss … granting.”

“With Congress not slated to return to Swamp Washington until the 6th of January, my main man Mitch and head witch Nancy, prepare for

several more weeks without any resolution of the impeachment trial, witnesses, impasse. But Mitch’s fix, is in, my favor.”