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TRUMP CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS 43-49

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How surreally ironic that a grandson of German immigrant Friedrich Drumpf be

misogynistic and xenophobic; ; a one, and only.

I, #rumptrump, , am a grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

I am too a wannabe POTUS, the one and only, .

: I remain committed to slandering the Hispanic community in

destructive ways. Mine is a misogynistic and xenophobic vision.

: I remain committed to slandering the Hispanic community,

disingenuouly. I am a misogynistic … and xenophobic, visionary.

: Make America great! Gaze upon my locks, intently. Filter my filthy vocabulary, for in truth, I am, a GREAT … entertainer.

: Make America great! Gaze upon my locks, intently. Filter

vocabulary; for, in truth, I am a GREAT … entertainer.

I, , do solemnly swear that if I dupe the American people, a wall,

I’ll build, women, I’ll cherish, and books … I’ll sell.

Careful what you wish, United States Of America; for a head-hole opportunist,

is, in this tragi-comedy, no mere apprentice.

@RealDonaldTrump To POTUS Wannabes

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@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes preparing for, 2020: @RandPaul; for God’s sake re-do your hair! In all things, emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020: @Chrischristie; verily, train your mouth. In all things, emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020: @JohnKasich; verily, speak biblically; in all things … emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes preparing for 2020: @GovMikeHuckabee; verily, speak biblically. In all things … emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020: @RealBenCarson; verily, speak biblically. In all things, emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020: @JebBush; verily, speak truly biblically; in all things, emulate me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020: @SenTedCruz; verily, speak biblically. In all things emulate … me.

@RealDonaldTrump‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes preparing for 2020: @CarlyFiorina; verily, speak biblically. Emulate me. DEFER, woman, to me!

TRUMPIAN CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS; 36-42

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: I, , am a grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

I am too a wannabe POTUS, the one and only, .

: I, , am a grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

Chronicles is where I tell the truth about .

: I, , am the grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

Chronicles; the unconscious conscience of .

: I, , am the grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

Chronicles chronicles truths and lies, of .

: I, , am the grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

a megalomaniacal xenophobe is the .

: I, , am the grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

walls ‘tween men built and books sold … .

I, , do solemnly swear that if I dupe the American people, a wall,

I’ll build, women, I’ll cherish, and books … I’ll sell.

TRUMPIAN CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS; 29-35

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@RealDonaldTrump: History, prophesy and nature mitigate against humanity’s

being, in #twitterfiction, saved from … sovereign-based, countries.

@RealDonaldTrump: Thus, AN ATLAS ALGORITHMIC: On surrealism, fiction,

nonfiction and, in #twitterfiction, neuro-scientific, science-fiction.

@RealDonaldTrump: What needs to be read by everyone on the planet can not be,

in #twitterfiction, while bottled up in @twitter streams, surreally.

@RealDonaldTrump: What needs to be read by every (wo)man on the planet, in

#twitterfiction, has been read but by Angel Trainee, Arthur Everman.

@RealDonaldTrump: A thin veneer of civilization masks savage beasts lurking in

#twitterfiction, in the heart of every child, man, and woman.

@RealDonaldTrump: Behavior mod works well in individuals; it may work even

more dramatically, in #twitterfiction, for sovereign … nations.

@RealDonaldTrump: Behavior mod; worth trying because conflict on Earth is, in

#twitterfiction, common domestic violence …  in nonfiction.

TRUMPIAN CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS; 15-21

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: Increasingly, it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day , shall help me defeat  and … .

: Increasingly, it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day , shall join me against  and … .

: Increasingly, it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day , shall ally with me against  and, .

: Increasingly it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day  shall fuse with me against  and .

: Increasingly it appears to me that on 2016’s election

day , shall unite with me against  and .

: Increasingly, it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day , shall wed with me against  and .

: Increasingly, it appears to me that come 2016’s election

day , with me, marries, against  and .

 

 

TRUMPIAN CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS; 8-14

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: 30K, in Alabama! Feel the power! See and hear me on .

Read not my twin brother’s take, in tragi-comic, .

: The people and the media clamor for me, in Al., on .

Disregard a twin’s opinion, on discovering alchemy, in algorithm.

: The people and the media clamor for me, in Al. on .

Read not Art, for there is surreally indeed alchemy, in algorithm.

: The people and the media clamor for me, in Al., on .

Read not, Art. Art is not to be read. Gaze rather, on hair, upon.

: The people and the media clamor for me, in Al., on .

Read not Art. Think independently … not; for hair’s, the thing.

: The people and the media clamor for me, in Al., on .

But here is the thing. Hair, thanks to me, once, again … is in.

: 30K in Alabama! Feel the power! See and hear me on .

Read not my twin brother’s take, in tragi-comic, .

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TRUMP CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS; 1-7

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Less satirical than psychoanalytical, I am  an opportunist,

megalomaniacal, extraordinaire; to a GOP, indeed, no apprentice.

@RealDonaldTrump: I’m telling my story @CNN; Art Everman’s writing his, in

#twitterfiction; a surreal, look-alike, mutant form, of fiction.

A popular, populist against a populist, unpopular. @RealDonaldTrump: That’s me,

POTUS wannabe; Art, @chachomanopapa is but, author, wannabe.

@RealDonaldTrump: I’m none other than the alter-ego of my fraternal twin brother,

angel-trainee @chachomanopapa; each, brothers’ … keepers.

Admittedly, I, @realDonaldTrump am of course, megalomaniacal. But so is he!

Art is dangerous and as I’m less so, listen then … to me.

For he, unlike me (@realDonaldTrump) is neither author nor even a very wise man.

In my humble opinion … Arthur Everman is … an evil man.

And evil is the message of AN ATLAS, ALGORITHMIC on behavior modification;

it is not at all applicable to nations, as it is … to persons.

TRUMPIAN CHRONICLES: EPIGRAMS, ONE TO SEVEN

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Head-hole is trending on . As everywhere, in Iowa

he trends. Elsewhere, in preparation to trend is .

Careful, what’s wished for USA. Alas, head-hole is upon US;

surreally upon US. Networks clamor:  for POTUS!

Careful what you wish, United States Of America; for a head-hole opportunist,

is, in this tragi-comedy, no mere apprentice.

Careful, what is wished for USA; alas, head-hole  is upon US.

Networks become (as if), unwitting publicists, of populists.

Careful what’s wished for, USA; alas, a head-hole  is upon US;

a popular, populist against an unknown … truly, for … us.

For the megalomaniacal one is none other than Arthur Everman’s evil twin brother.

‘s opinion: Art is the evil twin, brother.

Head-hole is trending on . As everywhere, in Iowa

he trends. Elsewhere in preparation to trend is, .

@RealDonaldTrump

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@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me, all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016, by me,

is taken. @RandPaul; Rand, re-do, your hair. In all things … copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me, all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016, by me,

is taken. @Chrischristie; Chris; run your mouth. In all things copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016, by me,

is taken. @SenTedCruz; Ted; speak biblically. In all things … copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016, by me,

is taken. @RealBenCarson; Ben; speak biblically. In all things, copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016 by me,

is taken. @GovWalker; Scott; speak biblically; in all things … copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016 by me,

is taken. @JohnKasich; John, speak biblically; in all things … copy me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me, all ye 2020, GOP wannabes. 2016 by me,

is taken. @CarlyFiorina; Carly, biblically speaking, women defer to me!

@RealDonaldTrump: Believe me all ye 2020 GOP wannabes. 2016 by me

is taken. One more thing, guys (and gal); the hair’s, the thing. Copy, me!

FROM: @RealDonaldTrump; To: Wannabes

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‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; for God’s sake, re-do hair. In all things emulate … me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, train your mouth. In all things … copy … me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, speak biblically …. In all things … copy … me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, speak biblically. In all things do copy, me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, speak biblically. In all things do copy, me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, speak biblically; and, in all things, copy … me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily, speak biblically; in all things … copy … me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
; verily … speak biblically; in all things … copy me.

‘s advice to 2016 GOP wannabes in preparation for 2020:
verily, speaking biblically … defer women … to me.