Category Archives: chachomanopapa

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: STORY TOO SHORT # 6

Indeed, humanity’s story is shaping up to be, a story inexplicably cut short. Like babies that die in infancy or talents that pass untimely … out of time. 

Extraordinary events in the normal course of events are not then actually, very extraordinary.  But who, pray tell … may mourn for humanity?

Arthur’s spoken words fell on deaf ears; his written words, on blind eyes and on strained brains, as if, sedated.  Then 12-21 … came.

Human history is replete with supposed coincidences, implausible ironies, straining credulity. But Garcia Marquez … and Mo Yan see.

Few others see that more goes on in our lives than meets the eye. It is an undisputable fact: Senses deceive. On that fact … we aught act.

Come to pass; one more implausibility; on the eve, effectively of a new age, slacker Arthur ‘Sauled to Pauled’ … from imbiber to writer.

Truly, He purposely uses the weak to more dramatically accomplish His purpose. But you need not be stricken by lightning … just wannabe.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: STORY TOO SHORT # 7

Just 20 more days; less than three weeks to go ‘til the fourth weekend of December of His year 2012. Lord … mercy on us … down here. 

Attention Jew, Christian, Muslim, agnostic and atheist … Re-read Scriptures. Verify for yourself that you were to love Him … not yourselves. 

Woe to him without wisdom enough to read Script., nor smart enough to read on walls, thousands of tongues … on countless walls.

Arthur Everman did as The Almighty Creator bade him, warning warring brethren … again and again. Listening not to Him … would they a man? 

Beseeching imprimatur signs some came a-calling … A tall tree falling did injure Arthur, cuing blue skies to clue too; lightning him … a-striking. 

Signs are everywhere. We see them not. Locked in metaphysical cells (paradigm matrices) and beset by surreal realities, we ne’er understand .

This story of humanity, shapes up to be, a story too short. Sorely lacking solidarity, humanity’s story’s short … but it needn’t be.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 8

A South African follower of Arthur asks, “How might my followers and I collaborate with you?”    Twitter’s constraints hamstring the writing of a story … to view.

Accustomed to being hamstrung, Art accepted the odd challenge. “At least,” thought he, “it will be others hamstringing me, not myself. … And it can’t be … impossible.”

Art didn’t foresee the manifold difficulties in the oddity of the challenge. Of particular concern to the near friendless Arthur: How to … in but a month … friends earn?

Garrulous by nature, the betrayals consumed Arthur from the inside out. Not one to retaliate in kind, he’d spun himself a coccoon to avert … further backstabbing.

Death, divorce and excruciating betrayals left a heart desolate. Under such circumstances, early retirement from society seemed apt. So he’d retired … drunkenly.

Being, drinking and thinking alone brought disturbing thoughts. They impinged upon what he mistakingly thought was peace. An end like Hemingway’s? … To be …. or not to be?

Therapeutic writing and abiding faith, faithfully sustained him. Art dreams Twitter’s upcoming Festival of Fiction, he’ll be … a platform … a-building.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 9

Blogging’s a fling but the book’s the thing. Main blog, BLEATING IRONY and its little bro blog, 980 CHARACTERS both, … are book-promoting blogs.

A draft and two blogs; no agent; no publisher; platformless and poor as dirt, apparently no way to see his book in print … But mysterious … are His ways.

Then came a vision; perhaps, thought he, a mirage. For in Twitter’s Fiction Festival he viewed … that platform he lacked … On second thought, … he planned anew.

With his spirit buoyed, he amended his plan, all the while, alternatively writing and Tweeting, Tweeting and writing; ever relentlessly, … his plans … ad-libbing.

And so it came to be that again (or so he imagined) the Almighty uses a weak and afflicted man to dramatically see … that His Word … is air lifted … to every land.

Earthbound objective observers unanimously agree: any plan for earthly peace and prosperity’s a pipe dream … an implausibility … given long-standing … animosities.

Art stands by God’s much maligned Spotlights and Beacons Plan for Peace and Prosperity. Ironically, it comes in tandem with the Mayan calendar … controversy.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 10

Heretofore, dreaming together has been altogether a practical impossibility. Most fortunately, however,the internet age transformed impossibility … to possibility.

That possibility notwithstanding, an accelerating ‘devolution’ threatens humanity imperceptibly, making further evolution … a moot point … quite possibly.

It was in this unsettling setting that an unlikely God-googled Crew, in Arthur’s dreams, nightly convened. Therein, eating cheese and drinking wine, they wrote too … prolifically.

Prolifically writing not just merely of symbolic things such as the mutual ‘waving’ of an orbiting Space Lab crew and far vaster crews of earhlings below … ironically … also orbiting.

Such a nobly humanitarian gesture might have forged at least a smattering of solidarity amongst the fractious denizens of the Earth, so inclined to conflict … regularly.

The provision of solar-powered smart devices to all earthlings, a much more practical measure  permits us to dream together … and act together … to secure … a future.

These tenuous affairs of state remind Arthur of the hopelessly hapless Mental Midgets written about in WANNABES. You tell them what to do … They don’t listen.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 11

A dream you dream alone is just a dream but a dream … we dream together … is reality. … John Lennon’s words … echo within me as Tweeted is  … everybody.

His sage words … resound in an entry to Twitter’s … Fiction Festival. Follow and message me …  Coordinate efforts … Let’s transform surreality … to reality.

You might say that I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one … Someday you’ll join us and one planet’s peoples … may … live as one.

12-21’s weekend is the best opportunity in man’s history to together as a dream … team … dream … of jump starting … and turbo-charging … John’s utopian dream.

Especially called upon … are Big Three reps. Step up to bat for humanity … Quite ironically … the weekend of 12-21’s perhaps … our last … opportunity.

This blog promotes an underlying manuscript that suggests … we earthlings … wave (flashlights) … at the Space Lab crew … and they … to us … return the wave.

Tweeted prompts from a Zoo Crew (950 12-21 related Tweets) and your replies dramatic  … in return: … Creation of a new genre blending non-fiction … and fiction futuristic.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: A STORY TOO SHORT # 12

Who is chachomanopapa? Chachomanopapa (aka COMPAI or CMP) … is a means to a view … and to an end. Viral … not physical … it is less a who … than a what …  One’s a plan.

So … what’s the plan, Stan? Incredibly, a wretch as wretched as Paul and as regretful as Augustine, fearing … prayed for help. Dreams brought critter friends to make a silk purse, … out of a sow’s earring.

Spiritual intervention came in nightly dreams … Critters and Art conjured there … CMP. Within its 14 letters, six syllables and three words … Spanish diminutives for boy, brother and father.

 Chachomanopapa’s meant to both noun and verb be. To be both that place on the net where we’re reborn to do, learn, earn … and transcend … to His views. 

Dream atop the same mountaintop from atop which Dr. King (don’t ever forget) dreamt of a Kingdom restored. Exactly like that coming Kingdom … that’s in store.

So it is that prayer … passion … and a public … outcry … via an entity (for marketing reasons being deemed a priori) with a heart … chachomanopapa.

Going forward it may empower sufficient transcendences to albeit, implausibly forge individual  as well as a  collective fate …. That is chachomanopapa.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY # 13

Lord: Art humbly prays Your Holy Spirit infuse him with insight distilled to empower. Co-author Art gets (via Twitter), to Your adopted children … messages … faster.

BLEATING IRONY shall turn to themes in education often. Seems to be that Tweeting irony is a great forum; to start, check out an oddity of only the world’s 2nd … lingua franca.

The richest tongue on the planet (by word count) owes its wealth to poor immigrants, heavy borrowing from foreign tongues … and His timing … fateful and … quirky.

To wit: More English-speaking Chinese than there are Americans. Perhaps, … more Chinese Americans than Americans … know … a twit … from … a tweet.

Tweet & Tweet; both, pretty commonly understood. But twit? Twits are taunts. To twit’s to titter … or to tease … Hmm … Our host … is Twitter … not Tweeter!

Why Twitter and not Tweeter, albeit an intriguing riddle isn’t the point. The point’s that from up aloft atop Mt. King’s peak … one glimpses … His Kingdom.

“Wassup wid dat shit?” or something akin some’ll mock. Mock not the possibility of what’s really a surreally … must-do-thing … As vehicle … God chose chachomanopapa … surreally.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 14

Almighty: Arthur humbly prays Your Holy Spirit infuse him with insight distilled. … Aid him bring adopted children … messages … sobering.

Ever look for a hat … already on your head? Or glasses … on bridges … just under eyes? … Or otherwise … not clearly observe … what you look for?

Changes in perspective often bring into view what’s unsuccessfully sought for.  Accordingly, whether looking … for hats, keys or souls … don’t ever God overlook, ignorantly.

Life and death, and whether sooner or later, in big pictures are matters, quite disquietingly, belittling. Accordingly, … a Crew has been moved to write … warning sallies.

Writing as Ovid once long ago did, as if “… to sing of shapes turned into new bodies …” of such … has been Art’s vision to reach; of such … his song to teach.

Sometimes we find what we’ve been looking for; the sundry hats … spectacles … purses … keys … and souls … sometimes we don’t … but fret not earthly …

… losses…. Rather, … recognize what’s of utmost importance; …your holy soul is wholly key, … to cribs (heavenly homes) … promised cross-Scripturally … literally.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY … TOO SHORT # 15

Almighty Lord: …  Arthur humbly prays Your Holy Spirit infuse him with insight distilled to bring  beloved adopted children … messages … sobering.

Setting of dates certain is elementary to a well-conceived plan. Global Citizenship Day (GCD), accordingly, is aptly scheduled to start kicking ass on 12-21, Friday.

For the cyclic Mayan calendar is many things indeed but one that it is not (ironically), is a dire ‘doomsayer’. It is silent … as to events … to transpire.

Scrip.; … Rick’s tome re purpose … Tony’s on transformative changes ( … incredibly, … in instants) … Mandela’s example … & a coop model augur … we act akin.

Heed what Art says, folks. … Read … what he’s written. … Act accordingly. … The Almighty, … The  Merciful (willing), we can do this. … He’s counting on thee.

Of all of the things proposed in Wannabes, … absolutely the easiest to achieve would be for us to ‘wave’ to our spacemen as they fly by … and them … ‘wave’ to us.

The best part is you don’t need the nations to organize such an event for you.  … They will not. … “Not in the national best interests ya know.” Not.