MAYDAY 1595: SUNDAY, MARCH 1, 2020

“Upon being sneezed is the virus wafting, into the air? Is the virus aerodynamically capable of wafting into the air and alighting many

miles away from whence initially coughed? The new cases being reported in Washington, Oregon and California are being spread, by the community.”

“Is the virus aerodynamically capable of wafting into the air — and drifting — and not alighting until many miles away from whence

initially coughed or sneezed? Upon being sneezed or coughed is the virus just wafting up into the atmosphere, @VP Mike Pence?”

“Everyone knows I’m a genius and that no bacterium much less, a virus has the brains to match wits with me. Witness, not one czar

— but three in Pence, Birx — and Azar. I have tasked them: Is the virus capable of wafting, into the air … and alighting, afar?”

“If the virus is capable of wafting, into the air and alighting afar all bets are off. For tho everyone knows that I’m a genius, apparently,

the virus has outfoxed me and gotten behind me — transmitting itself via — our very own, downwind … communities.”

“All bets at off; that’s the consensus if the coronavirus is found to be capable of utilizing our airways to get surreptitiously, from place,

to place. Alighting far, from wherever it was sneezed …leaving recession and unheard of misery … in its place.”

“Beware. If the virus is air-worthy; if it utilizes our airways to get around from place to place and leaves behind, in those homestead places

— recession — and misery, instead. Beware if it lands here and places a claim, on a homestead, in … our place.”

“MAYDAY 1600 comes to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in just 5 days. Go figure. I’m no prophet. I’m just an antiheroic, misogynistic,

germaphobe, become tragi-comically, our president. Comes, ironically, a novel, virus. In answer I pen … my novel, altruistic.”

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