Monthly Archives: February 2020

MAYDAY 1584: WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 2020

“@AmbJohnBolton: Imagine the reaction if ye opine publicly that something fishy went on in Helsinki. Do your duty. And make your duty in

your country, not my privileges, executive, your lodestar. Things not being as they seem ‘tis easy to do wrong things.”

“In ‘Dark Towers’ my benefactor Deutsche Bank’s less than stellar reputation gets sullied, even more. Russian connections, mutual, all breathe in

still, the rarefied air of the nouveau riche. And the plots are thickening and converging.”
cc: @AmbJohnBolton

“MAYDAYS’ plot — thickens and the plots — converge. And as a pivotal election nears, Deutsche Bank and our Russian connections,

mutual, worry that perfect storms … cometh. Perfect storms like — Hurricane Romney and — Hurricane Bolton.”
cc: @AmbJohnBolton

“A pivotal election nears. Still, Deutsche Bank and our Russian connections worry that perfect storms such as the coronavirus,

human migration, climate change and Helsinki’s revelations signal plots converging upon us in time with a crippling coronavirus.”

“Helsinki. Revelations regarding what happened in Helsinki may be pivotal. There, on top of everything being written of here, in

MAYDAYS; there is where plots converge upon us, in time, concurrently simultaneous with a crippling … coronavirus, pathogen.”

“Too early to tell if the trending declines will continue. Every scenario is still on the table. And in the vast majority of the scenarios,

disaster awaits depending on just 5 antiheroes; not the 8 billion protagonists, outweighing them, in any, scenario.”

“Disaster awaits depending on just 5 antiheroic antagonists and 8 billion hero, protagonists. Trending are declines in the US

and China numbers. Even as coronavirus exports tick up. But what if China recovers as a world, sickens? What happens then, to us?”

 

MAYDAY 1582: TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2020

“@Marvel Urantians at me — your brand new, real-life — anti-heroic, superhero. Marvel at the rabbit hole I’ve stumbled into. Marvel,

incredulously at my story. Marvel, implausibly, at my super heroic adventures. And call my man Rudy to talk money, Marvel.”

“Call my man Rudy when ready to talk money. Rudy’s my front man; my bag man, in all things, global corruption, related. Prizes,

Nobel, for Peace and Literature may someday be my legacy. More than just Twitter Diplomacy, I am …the GOAT … booby prize.”

“Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven Lucifer, once upon a time said to a host of angels cast off and downcast. Surreally, Hell

became of Urantia. Or did it? Or was it Earth, that became Hell? I must know if I’m on Earth, or Urantia or … maybe … Hell.”

“More on that, later. In the meantime I remain worried that any large-scale outbreak may kill my chances of reelection, especially if dying

Americans complicate calculations, coldly, political. Still, I just won’t have on my watch — any Americans — dying.”

“Can’t have on my watch, Americans, dying. I remain worried that any large outbreak, reelection, kills. Especially if dying Americans.”

complicate calculations, coldly, political. But foolish are the Americans. Fools for disinformation, seem, the Americans.”

“Too foolish and too easily fooled seemed to Vlad the Americans. For a long time he suspected an American counter intelligence

operation. But my actions all along belie and are utterly devoid, of any hint of intelligence, much less, counter, intelligence.”

“@Marvel Urantians at me — your brand new, real-life — anti-heroic, superhero. Marvel at the rabbit hole I’ve stumbled into. Marvel,

incredulously at my story. Marvel, implausibly, at my super heroic adventures. And call my man Rudy to talk money, Marvel.”

MAYDAY 1582: MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2020

“I’m as magnificent as a man may be. Not bad for a misfit unfit to be the president of US. MAYDAYS is my magnum opus, masterpiece.

It’s why Twitter Diplomacy works; why I’ll best Obama and get Nobels for Peace and Literature. Obama only broke, with peace.

“Nobels For Peace and Literature, I’ll win for MAYDAYS, my magnum opus masterpiece. Art’s masterpiece, now — mine. Literature

— unlike, The Art of The Deal, actually written by me. I’ll share my prize for peace but keep for myself my Prize for Literature.”

“Meanwhile in Pyongyang Kim can’t very well criticize Xi for sickening his nation. Denying the contagion’s existence — Kim Jong un —

has not confirmed any cases of the novel virus but the state media machine has confidence in, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong un.”

“My lover Kim won’t criticize Xi for invisibly sickening his nation. Denying the contagion’s existence in North Korea’s the official position

of an on again off again lover, North Korean Jailer-in-Chief and my roly-poly stud, absolute Supreme Leader, Kim.”

“@WHO, like a thief in the night has come into my home and sown there, catastrophe? Who would dare? Kim says no man has ever

been in a harder place than him; between a ROK and China. Kim can’t criticize Xi. He’ll be needing, Xi’s Chinese, more than ever.”

“Kim can’t criticize Xi. He’ll be needing Xi’s Chinese, more than ever.@WHO, like a thief in the night has come into my home and sown

there, catastrophe? Who would so, dare? Kim says no man has ever been thrown into a harder place, than he’s been, thrown.”

“China has bought the world time. We don’t know yet, how much time. We’re encouraged that we have not seen in China at this time

any sign of widespread, community-wide transmission. Still, for 2 weeks Xi wasted, rocking in … fetal position, precious … time.”

MAYDAY 1581: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2020

“Africa is the 800 pound gorilla. And it is sick. And it is tired. Sick and tired also. Sick and tired and mad and getting more mad is Africa.

Running high fevers in Africa; an unknown numbers of sick men. The 800 pound gorilla, is sick and mad, in Africa.”

“Africa confirmed its first case of coronavirus, today, Friday, in Egypt. And East Africa has issued a famine warning amid a locust plague,

plaguing, the continent. And the 800 pound gorilla gets the attention it craves — from a pandemic … and a plague.”

“Egypt confirms a coronavirus case, the first in Africa. And Xi in Beijing, retired for the weekend to his living quarters. His instructions

emphasized that he wasn’t to be disturbed. Then, closing the door, he assumed … a catatonic … fetal position.”

“Climate change is scary; men, even scarier. Still, everyone knows, hope springs eternal. So take hope in my poetry (Arthur’s poetry,

really). It’s algorithmic. And free — on Twitter. Tweeting to us — directly; to Vladimir and me. It’s a no-brainer to me.“

“Tweet to us directly; to Vlad and me and to the other guys. Seems a no-brainer to me. Climate change is scary; men, unsurprisingly

even scarier. But even old and infirm tweeters may well complement Greta’s marching guys, with tweets … pointedly, pithy.”

“As everyone knows, metaphysically, ontology is the study of the nature of being; in the main — scriptural and philosophical studies

— unsuited to study, scientific. It’s good background, to what’s been happening … and to the nature, of me.”

“Twitter Diplomacy. Along with Nobel Prizes — for Peace — and for Literature and my MAYDAYS, masterpiece, magnum opus.

Twitter’s algorithm converts prose, to poetry. Magnificent. Not bad for a misfit all too many say, is unfit to be the president — of US.”

MAYDAY 1581: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2020

“Africa is the 800 pound gorilla. And it is sick. And it is tired. Sick and tired also. Sick and tired and mad and getting more mad is Africa.

Running high fevers in Africa; an unknown numbers of sick men. The 800 pound gorilla, is sick and mad, in Africa.”

“Africa confirmed its first case of coronavirus, today, Friday, in Egypt. And East Africa has issued a famine warning amid a locust plague,

plaguing, the continent. And the 800 pound gorilla gets the attention it craves — from a pandemic … and a plague.”

“Egypt confirms a coronavirus case, the first in Africa. And Xi in Beijing, retired for the weekend to his living quarters. His instructions

emphasized that he wasn’t to be disturbed. Closing the door, he once again resumed, in repose … a catatonic … fetal position.”

“Climate change is scary; men, even scarier. Still, everyone knows, hope springs eternal. So take hope in my poetry (Arthur’s poetry,

really). It’s algorithmic. And free — on Twitter. Tweeting to us — directly; to Vladimir and me. It’s a no-brainer to me.“

“Tweet to us directly; to Vlad and me and to the other guys. Seems a no-brainer to me. Climate change is scary; men, unsurprisingly

even scarier. But even old and infirm tweeters may well complement Greta’s marching guys, with tweets … pointedly, pithy.”

“As everyone knows, metaphysically, ontology is the study of the nature of being; in the main — scriptural and philosophical studies

— unsuited to study, scientific. It’s good background, to what’s been happening … and to the nature, of me.”

“Twitter Diplomacy. Along with Nobel Prizes — for Peace — and for Literature and my MAYDAYS, masterpiece, magnum opus.

Twitter’s algorithm converts prose, to poetry. Magnificent. Not bad for a misfit all too many say, is unfit to be the president — of US.”

“I’m as magnificent as a man may be. Not bad for a misfit unfit to be the president of US. MAYDAYS is my magnum opus, masterpiece.

It’s why Twitter Diplomacy works; why I’ll best Obama and get Nobels for Peace and Literature. Obama only broke, with peace.

“Nobels For Peace and Literature, I’ll win for MAYDAYS, my magnum opus masterpiece. Art’s masterpiece, now — mine. Literature

— unlike, The Art of The Deal, actually written by me. I’ll share my prize for peace but keep for myself my Prize for Literature.”

“Meanwhile in Pyongyang Kim can’t very well criticize Xi for sickening his nation. Denying the contagion’s existence — Kim Jong un —

has not confirmed any cases of the novel virus but the state media machine has confidence in, Supreme Leader, Kim Jong un.”

“My lover Kim won’t criticize Xi for invisibly sickening his nation. Denying the contagion’s existence in North Korea’s the official position

of an on again off again lover, North Korean Jailer-in-Chief and my roly-poly stud, absolute Supreme Leader, Kim.”

“@WHO, like a thief in the night has come into my home and sown there, catastrophe? Who would dare? Kim says no man has ever

been in a harder place than him; between a ROK and China. Kim can’t criticize Xi. He’ll be needing, Xi’s Chinese, more than ever.”

“Kim can’t criticize Xi. He’ll be needing Xi’s Chinese, more than ever.@WHO, like a thief in the night has come into my home and sown

there, catastrophe? Who would so, dare? Kim says no man has ever been thrown into a harder place, than he’s been, thrown.”

“China has bought the world time. We don’t know yet, how much time. We’re encouraged that we have not seen in China at this time

any sign of widespread, community-wide transmission. Still, for 2 weeks Xi wasted, rocking in … fetal position, precious … time.”

MAYDAY 1580: SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2020

“It looks bad for US. More importantly, it looks bad for me. But Arthur’s shown me and the other guys, visuals, from the future. In poetry,

I’ve found a complement to my golfing. The perfect pastime in the future, by this tweet is, in the present, poetry.”

“Still only 560 cases have been confirmed outside mainland China and only three deaths, one each in — the Philippines — in

Hong Kong and in Japan. Still, although Xi is facing numbers, daunting, he’s not been over Africa withdrawing into a fetal position.”

“Behind my back they laugh at me and call me ‘carnival barking clown’. They know I inherited a fortune and with bad deals,

stupidly, incompetent, squandered it. I can deal with Biden and Bernie. But billionaire Bill Bloomberg’s a much bigger kind of deal.”

“AstraZeneca is assuming unfavorable impacts from China lasting but months. Prominently unmentioned in the report, Africa

remains the 800 pound gorilla in the room no one wants to … talk to — or even — talk about. But running a high fever … is Africa.”

“There’s an 800 pound gorilla in the room. And he or she — it — remains silent. Silently, threatening. The 800 pound gorilla in the room is Africa.

Africa; the deepest darkest Africa that no one wants to talk about. But running a high fever … is Africa.”

“There’s an 800 pound gorilla in the room. And he or she — it — remains silent. Silently, threatening. The 800 pound gorilla is Africa.

Africa; the deepest — darkest — Africa that no officials talk about. Running high fevers all over the place, is Africa.”

“Running high fevers all over the place is Africa. There’s an 800 pound gorilla in the room. Silently, threatening. And it is Africa.

Africa is the 800 pound gorilla. And it is sick. And it is tired. Sick and tired also. Sick and tired and mad, is Africa.”

“Africa is the 800 pound gorilla. And it is sick. And it is tired. Sick and tired also. Sick and tired and mad and getting more mad is Africa.

Running high fevers in Africa; an unknown numbers of sick men. The 800 pound gorilla, is sick and mad, in Africa.”

“Africa confirmed its first case of coronavirus, today, Friday, in Egypt. And East Africa has issued a famine warning amid a locust plague,

plaguing, the continent. And the 800 pound gorilla gets the attention it craves — from a pandemic … and a plague.”

“Egypt confirms a coronavirus case, the first in Africa. And Xi in Beijing, retired for the weekend to his living quarters. His instructions

emphasized that he wasn’t to be disturbed. Then, closing the door, he assumed … a catatonic … fetal position.”

MAYDAY 1579: FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2020

“I’m the most unlikely superhero antihero, ever. The Creator has chosen me. And others, incidentally. Comes a climax;

Ike all climaxes, climatic. Especially adding climactic conditions onto a scenario so direly, in want of, a superhero, at … the climax.”

“I am and forever shall be a most unlikely superhero antihero. Not that there even could be another. The Creator — has chosen me.

And some others, incidentally. Comes a climax, Ike all climaxes, climatic. And it’s coming soon … to a theater … near ye.”

“Coming soon to a theater near ye. Trials and tribulations like ne’er before seen unless ye heed my Nobel Peace Prize winning MAYDAY

warning. Thanks to the committee representing the Prizes for informing me I’ve won for US … for MAYDAYS.”
cc: @NobelPrize

“I’ve won for US — for MAYDAYS — two Nobel Prizes. And so in December I’ll share with Vlad, Xi and Kim — on stage — Nobel

Prizes. One, for peace. Another, for literature. Our novel MAYDAY series of tweets, is the winner of two … noble, Prizes … Nobel.”

“My MAYDAY series of tweets has been deemed worthy of Prizes Nobel. One, for peace. Another, for literature. For tweets,

groundbreaking. The perfect pastime is poetry. If tweets help struggling diplomats especially communicate effectively, why not, tweet?”

“My MAYDAY tweets are very purposely linked in series. As in electricity’s, electrical circuits. For groundbreaking, tweets. In poetry

I have found, the perfect pastime. And if tweets help diplomats communicate effectively, why not then, tweeted poetry?”

“In poetry I’ve found a sound complement to my golfing. It’s the perfect pastime in the future Art’s from, he says. Art’s shown me

shown Vlad and the other guys too — visuals from the future. And it looks … bad for us. And it looks, very bad — for me.”

MAYDAY 1578: THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 2020

“What should be obvious — isn’t. And converging are MAYDAYS‘ plot lines. Ye can feel the imminence of danger even when ye see

it not, on horizons. Pray for Africa. Pray indeed, for all of us. What should be obvious — isn’t. It is about us. Not ye. Not me.”

“Converging are MAYDAYS‘ thickening, plot lines. What should be obvious — isn’t. And what ought be priorities — aren’t. On Earth

one can feel danger’s imminence even when ye see it not on the horizon. Pray — for Africa. And pray — for Earth.”

“Converging plot lines and thickening plots. As priorities like climate change crises and changes in the patterns of our human

migrations cede a right of way to issues like impeachment and reelection we see being illogical is characteristic … of humans.”

“Being illogical and irrational; all too characteristic of human beings. And so it is I, Vladimir’s asset — in US, who — with a Teflon

suit and a hand shaking toxin may seize the day and seize power, even over him. No wonder they call me, the Teflon, Don.”

“With a Teflon suit and a hand shaking toxin I may yet seize the day and seize power even over he who’s been my mentor in a less than

friendly takeover, of US. No wonder they call me Teflon Don. I proclaim: I’ll be the president of all. That is, the plan.”

“I’ll be the president of all. That, is the plan. I cannot tell, a lie. With a hand shaking toxin and a Teflon suit I am already a long way toward the day when I

may seize power even over he who’s been my mentor in a less than friendly takeover of US. I’ll be, the president, of all. That, is the plan. I cannot tell, a lie.”

“Comes a climax; Ike all climaxes — climatic. This latest climax, dramatically adds, climactic conditions onto a scenario

— geopolitically — and epidemiologically, potentially, catastrophic. Still, I act my part … as the unlikely — superhero — antihero.”

MAYDAY 1577: WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2020

“It’s no wonder Xi’s worried. In Zambia people recently returned from China that showed up with coughs weren’t appropriately,

isolated. Some workers are not duly showing for work and the ones who show have been ordered not to speak of the virus, publicly.”

“Of 42,638 confirmed coronavirus cases only 319 cases have been confirmed in countries other than China. According to the World

Health Organization, the latest coronavirus is a global emergency; a pandemic threatening … epidemic, threatening, the world.”

“The latest coronavirus is a global emergency, says WHO; a pandemic threatening, epidemic, threatening, the planet. By a microbe,

threatened, feels Xi. Ne’er before has any man threatened him as terrifyingly … as has this tiny, coronavirus … microbe.”

“By a microbe, threatened, feels Xi.
A mere microbe torments him. Tormented too is feeling Kim. And Vladimir also, albeit Mo,

less so. So now I know. Now I know how to poetically tell, the greatest story, ever told. A story … worthy of Nobels … I know.

“Pray for Africa. An ongoing invasion of voracious locusts, the worst invasion in living memory, has descended upon the continent.

Catastrophic losses loom. Pesticides and all sorts of fratricide, run rampant upon Africa, the most, beleaguered … continent.”

“Thickening indeed are MAYDAYS’ plots. And — converging — it’s, plot lines. And ye can feel, like the pounding of hooves, imminent

danger even when ye see it not, on the horizon. Pray for Africa. Pray indeed, for all of us. What should be obvious — isn’t.”

“What should be obvious — isn’t. And converging are MAYDAYS‘ plot lines. Ye can feel the imminence of danger even when ye see

it not, on horizons. Pray for Africa. Pray indeed, for all of us. What should be obvious — isn’t. It is about us. Not ye. Not me.”

MAYDAY 1576: TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2020

“The coronavirus is likely already spreading across Africa, albeit, unofficially. My fellow Americans: Although — no — coronavirus

— has been reported the risk of outbreak remains high. Sad to see a grown man in a fetal position, worried about, the virus.”

“I can not disclose how I know Xi spends hours at a time curled up in a fetal position paralyzed with worry about the — coronavirus

— To do so would compromise sources and methods. I’ll say this. Xi’s been paralyzed by the imminence in Africa, of a virus.”

“Xi’s been paralyzed by the imminence in Africa of the virus. I can’t disclose how I know Xi spends hours — at a time — all curled up

in fetal position. Paralyzed with worry. To do so would compromise sources and methods and leave asses, not covered … up.”

“The transformation of an epidemic into a pandemic. That is what is at stake. There are, for now, no confirmed cases — of coronavirus

— in Africa yet but with steady traffic to and from China experts worry, it’s just a matter of time tor, the coronavirus.“

”It’s just a matter of time until the coronavirus transforms from the epidemic it is into the pandemic we fear. That is the intersection

where we now await a fate, communal. Xi’s so worried he’s taken to passing time all curled up in the fetal position.”

“Xi is so worried he’s been passing an inordinate amount of time in his executive residence, all curled up, in a fetal position.

The contagion, he worries, could reach 60% of the world’s population. No wonder … Xi’s all curled up in, his fetal position.”

“It’s no wonder he’s worried. In Zambia people recently returned from China that showed up with coughs weren’t appropriately,

isolated. Some workers are not showing, for work And the ones who show have been ordered, not to speak about the virus, publicly.”