“‘Tis what ‘tis. For a while at least, few things may, inevitably, be. Everything is subject to changes in conditions; changes often only

seemingly, implausible. Like the only seemingly unlikely prominence, of Ukraine and Iran in my impeachment, inquiry.”

“‘Tis what ‘tis, indeed. Everything is subject to changes in conditions. Go figure. Calculate the odds of Ukraine and Iran concurrently figuring

so timely in my impeachment inquiry. Mirroring too, in my fictional allegory, events, in real time, happening.”

“Everything is subject to changes in conditions. Go figure. Calculate the odds of Ukraine and Iran both concurrently figuring,

so timely, in my impeachment inquiry. Mirroring in my fictional allegory, events, also, in real time, real conditions, changing.”

“@SenSchumer @SpeakerPelosi: Everything is subject to changes in conditions. That events in Ukraine and Iran seem so incredibly

coincident with my impeachment inquiry defies credulity. As if an urgent call from the Heavens for @AmbJohnBolton’s, testimony.”

“I’d like to hear John Bolton testify. So too, would Mitt. And we’re not alone. There are other Senate Republicans who want — also —

to hear from John. Feeling not free to admit it though, they stress the nation, themselves and poor me. And Melania, also.”

“No lie. I’d like to hear John, testify. So too, would Mitt. Along with some other Senate Republicans, we’ll press to hear testimony

from John. Feeling not free to admit it tho, they stress the nation, themselves and me. Melania, also. That’s not, pretty.”

“I like to be at my trial. To hear the whistle-blower blow his whistle at me. To hear Congressman — Adam Schiff, prosecute me —

in the Senate. I’d like, to be there. To apologize to the Bidens. And in apology, promise, great, big, tax cuts, for everybody.”

“@Khamenei_ir: Imam: Correct, the record. In memory of, the victims. The victims total 173, including, 82 Iranians, 63 Canadians, 11 Ukrainians,

10 Swedes, 4 Afghans, 3 Germans and 3 Brits. All told, in Allah/God/Jehovah/Yahweh’s eyes, 173 … Urantians.”

“Let us take hope, sometimes, in fake news. Iranian state television said on Wednesday that killed, in a counter attack — Iranian

— have been at least 80 terrorists, warning Washington also, against taking any retaliatory measures, against forces, Iranian.”

“Iranian state television said on Wednesday that killed, in a counter attack — Iranian — have been at least 80 terrorists, warning yous

also, against taking any retaliatory measures against forces, Iranian. Let us take hope … sometimes, in … fake … news.”

“Iran has made its loud, public and fiery retort to the startlingly open Soleimani, killing. But Iran’s strikes seem intended, not to kill,

anyone. No one believes the Iranian claims, of American, casualties. And no one was scratched — much … less — killed.”

“A spokesman for Iran has said the crash was not a result of any military action. I wonder. I wonder also: Why from the pilots, no

communication? And what I might have done — had those Canadians — been Americans. Methinks … I do not really, want to know”

“Photographs purportedly taken near the site of the crash and thereafter circulated on social media appear to show the guidance

section of an SA-15 Gauntlet short-range surface to air missile. The Iranians themselves may have been the missile’s, guidance.”

“Increasingly it appears that some hapless Iranian air-defense crew must now, forever forego any thought of any military

— promotion, in rank. Countless lives ruined, in a ruinous, instant; firing a heat-seeking missile mistakenly, however, inadvertently.”

“Countless lives ruined in ruinous, instants; and in long stretches of time. Increasingly it appears that the Iranians shall have to suffer

indignity, upon indignity. But it need not be if everyone does as I say, in my Nobel-winning diplomacy, on Twitter.”

“Enter the dragon. And a ghost — writer. That’s where Twitter’s algorithm comes in; in the serial linking of tweets into storytelling,

larger units. The result has been nothing less than epic poetry, surprisingly prosaic, in its ability, to mimic — great, storytelling.”

“The serial linking of tweets into storytelling larger units. The result has been nothing less than epic poetry surprisingly prosaic in

its ability to mimic, great storytelling. Enter chachomanopapa.wordpress.com. That’s where Twitter’s algorithm … comes in.”

“That’s where Twitter’s algorithm, comes in. The serial linking of tweets into storytelling larger units. The product — a sensation;

nothing less than poetry, epic, surprisingly prosaic, in its mimicry, of great, storytelling.

“That’s where Twitter’s algorithm, comes in. The serial linking of tweets into storytelling larger units. The product’s — a sensation.

Poetry, epic, surprisingly prosaic, in its mimicry, of great, storytelling. Enter the dragon at … chachomanopapa.wordpress.com

“Enter, the dragon. And allegorically, the dragon is none other than me. Epic poetry, prosaic, I pen, mimicking my own storytelling

— as Art (a graduate of Trump University) has shown me. And Arthur wants me to take the lead in his MAYDAYS’ … storytelling.”

“An astonishing mix of ignorance and self assurance have created an international crisis. Even as I tweet Dow futures plunging

on Iran’s retaliation — and raising fears — of a wider, conflict. And Art has asked me to take the lead in his … storytelling.“

“I’m aware of reports of attacks on my facilities in Iraq. I’ve been briefed. I’ve been monitoring the situation closely. Been

consulting with my national security team — all — one, of me. Trust only in me and Vladimir, Xi, Kim and Mo. Liars, we’ve been.”

“Political climates are beginning to mirror physical, climates. The peoples are wising up to what is behind the scenes, actually,

happening. Even my faithful deplorables are beginning to doubt me. My options, already few, are dwindling rapidly, actually.”

“My options, already few, are dwindling, too quickly. Been crazy for a long time, already; and I’m —stunningly — stupid. Killing

Soleimani on top of everything; even further evidence; of my impulsivity, my recklessness, my unfitness and my power, abusing.”

“For three years my critics have worried over how I would handle a genuine international crisis warning that a commander in chief

known for impulsive action might overreach, with dangerous, consequences. Well now we know. Unfit, is the commander in chief.”

“Much of the world, especially the Europeans, Russians and Chinese, blame me for this crisis. Even my long faithful deplorables,

questioning — my strategies — and my actions. And there is no path to reelection — without the support of … my, deplorables.”

“A week ago it was still last year. But now it’s this year. 2020. Killing Soleimani clears the way for regime change in Iran. Iran’s timely

backing away from its nuclear deal with the nations. And my end game is, getting Iran to attack US, reelecting, me.”

“@HassanRouhani: My end game is getting Iran to attack US; thereby reelecting me. Assassinating Soleimani I presume may be,

sufficient provocation to provoke retaliation. No Soleimani. No nuclear deal. No rival to, Saudi Arabia. No peace — and prosperity.”

“Hassan: Iran would be well served if ye reign in hotheads calling for vengeance, immediate. For it would be supremely ironic for all of us —

if Soleimani’s death forced Republicans to hear Bolton’s account about Ukraine and getting Iran … to attack US.”

“Hassan: Allow me to explain. As ye may know, I have, as a head of state, nominated myself, for Nobel Prizes. For Literature — And

— for Peace. Peace and prosperity, I bring. Let’s hear Bolton’s account about Ukraine and Iran. Don’t attack, on my command.”

“Don’t be rash, Hassan. Consider that a hurried Iranian counter attack may be exactly what I want — from Iran. Soleimani’s assassination may yet bring — to Iran

— peace and prosperity. Let’s hear from Bolton, about my efforts to fight corruption, and terror, in Ukraine and Iran.”

“A heavy burden and a great responsibility — lie in, being the greatest. Make, no mistake. I am, Indubitably — the greatest of all time. 

The greatest president — of all time. And the greatest genius of all time. Me, warns ye: We’ve done, run out, of time.”

“Great responsibility lies in being the greatest. Make no mistake. I am, no doubt, the greatest of all time. The greatest president of all time.

The greatest genius of all time. And of the nations’ poetic laureates I’m absolutely the greatest of all time.”

“Of the laureates, I’m the greatest of all time. I am, no doubt, the greatest intellect, of all time. So agree Rumi, the — Persian, Iranian

and Willy — the Englishman. They agree my impeachment and my resignation may reconcile, Americans … and Iranians.”

“I have picked a fight with Iran that I can’t win. Sacrificing myself so that, in lieu of removal, my forthcoming resignation ends —

reconciling, Americans and Iranians. So agree Rumi, the Persian-Iranian and Willy, the Englishman. I write, to that end.”

“I write to that end. More importantly to other ends too. Sacrificing myself to noble ends to win a Nobel — or two. I see now why

I’ve been chosen to tell my near, incredible story. A story ignoble and noble, the story of the lovers of Nobels … and why?”

“Why? Why is this happening? And why, pray tell, must it be this way? Indeed, mysteriously, the assassination of Soleimani — ironically,

may end up hastening my impeachment and ultimately, my resignation and the overdue unraveling of … the sovereignties.”

“One evacuee carried a sign reading “inaction costs more,” referring to government’s failure to lessen carbon emissions — atmospheric.

The political atmosphere is changing, albeit — it is lagging behind the physical changes in the conditions, atmospheric.”

“Political climates are beginning to mirror physical, climates. The peoples are wising up to what is behind the scenes, actually,

happening. Even my faithful deplorables are beginning to doubt me. My options, already few, are dwindling rapidly, actually.”

“My options, already few, are dwindling, too quickly. Been crazy for a long time, already; and I’m —stunningly — stupid. Killing

Soleimani on top of everything; even further evidence; of my impulsivity, my recklessness, my unfitness and my power, abusing.”

“For three years my critics have worried over how I would handle a genuine international crisis warning that a commander in chief

known for impulsive action might overreach, with dangerous, consequences. Well now we know. Unfit, is the commander in chief.”

“Much of the world, especially the Europeans, Russians and Chinese, blame me for this crisis. Even my long faithful deplorables,

questioning — my strategies — and my actions. And there is no path to reelection — without the support of … my, deplorables.”

“The assassination I ordered is far more, Nancy, than just a call for another impeachment, inquiry. It is also, a call — for

help. To volatility, are markets, averse. I’m unfit. And markets need my volatility like I need impeachment inquiries, all the more.”

“As the two cars left the airport, with three missiles, they were struck. When becomes murder, assassination? And when becomes,

pray tell, democracy — autocracy? Indeed, I am wholly unfit to serve, judiciously. When does it, too late — finally … become?”

“When does it too late, finally, become? When becomes murder, assassination? And when becomes, pray tell, democracy — autocracy?

Indeed, I have seen along with Vladimir, our futures, alternative. I am wholly unfit to serve, judiciously. Please … remove me!”

“Democrats are pressing me about the attack’s timing. About whether it was meant to deflect attention from the president’s trial.

It raises the suspicion that military action was taken overseas, to distract from the president’s domestic, political trials.”

“Dogs wag their tails. Tails — their dogs. Averse to truth, in verse, I write. To help Art on a near incredible — planet-saving

— mission. Timing is irrelevant. Everyone knows that. I’ll war with Iran and make peace with everyone else, by my dog, wagging.”

“Have I gone, crazy? Or am I just stunningly, stupid? Killing Soleimani does nothing but feed my ego. Far from distracting, it feeds my

impeachment as it fuels my craziness, my, stupidity and my opponents’ impeachment, fervor. But I cannot … tell a lie.”

“Actually, I cannot not tell a lie. And so I lie, all the time, actually. That’s what we do down there, on Earth, all the time. I’m the greatest,

however. I’m the GOAT; the greatest, of all time. And it’s not at all easy, being, of all time, the greatest.”

“@NobelPrize: I hereby tag thee in Art’s campaign, to get me, a Nobel. As a head of state, by rule, I may nominate, for a Nobel,

Prize. I’ve been chosen by me, to win. So I deputize, Art’s Twitter account. To win for myself, my prized, and overdue, Nobel.”

“To win for myself my very own Nobel; one even bigger than Barack Obama’s, I hereby tag the suspect Committees, the Nobels,

are awarding. As head of state by rule Nobels, I may nominate. So I’ve deputized Art’s Twitter account and nominated myself, a pair of Nobels.”

“Make no mistake. What just happened was an American operation; A surgical airstrike, not contradictory to my noble Nobel Peace

Prize aspirations. I urge the Iranian Urantians in Iraq, not to test American resolve for all out — war, or … all out, peace.”

“I have ordered General Qassim Suleimani, killed. And Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Wednesday condemned attacks

on the allied militias in Iraq. He claims we’re to blame for the uptick in violence, in Iran’s neighbor; a … war-ravaged … Iraq.”

“With surgical precision, I have made an innovative overture of peace to the Iranians. I have ordered Qassim Suleimani, killed. Nobel

worthy is my Twitter Diplomacy. My alternative to war in the field of international relations. And I may share … Nobel.”

“With surgical precision, I’ve made an innovative overture of peace to the Iranians. I’ve ordered an Iranian GENERAL, killed. Nobel

worthy is Twitter Diplomacy. Radio. And rudder. An alternative to war. And I may share with Vlad, Xi, Kim and Mo, my Nobel.”

“I’d share with Vlad, Xi, Kim and Mo my Nobel. But we’re already agreed: We’d each like one, individually. We (Vlad and Xi and Mo

and Kim) have agreed to disagree about my overture of peace to the Iranians. Nobel worthy is Twitter Diplomacy tho, says Mo.”

“In lieu of the cage-fighting I have proposed might best settle America’s international disputes I have ordered killed, the Iranian

General Qassim Suleimani. If we get word of attacks, we will take limited pre-emptive actions to protect, forces, American.”

“Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Friday warned that a “harsh retaliation is waiting” for US after an airstrike

on an airport in Baghdad. An adviser to Iran’s President Rouhani also quickly warned me of Tehran’s, forthcoming, counterstrike.”

“Trust in me. Not, in government. Trust, my words. Even against, all the evidence. The odds, as always, are — overwhelmingly — against me.

Nevertheless — I’ll prevail. I’ll do all that’s necessary to sit not, in prison. In defiance, of oaths — THE FIX, IS IN —TREASONABLY!”

“Sorry about the shouting in the tweet before this one. A good illustration, in microcosm, of what in Hell on Earth, is happening.

Trust in me. Not in government. Trust my words. Even against the evidence. For the odds … I am … to favor me … a-changing.”

“My shouting illustrates, in microcosm, what in Hell on Earth, is happening. Everyone knows, I’m as honest as Abe. Stable, not

impetuous. Not so disingenuous as to not capitalize my tweet — as if to shout it — under a collar, uncharacteristically … hot.”

“Art loved Trump University. It’s philosophy. It’s facilities. And although he never saw any campus of Trump University, that well

illustrates, in microcosm, his faith in me. Hell on Earth, is happening. Hop on board. Your destination, indeed … is Hell.”

“Hell. No air conditioning; no icy, or hot drinks. Intolerably hot, or cold, as suits, your fancy. More on that later. Suffice it to say

— for now, there is no way I’ll do any time, golfing, in prison. But I may, indeed, resign, unexpectedly … some day.”

“Trust in me. Not in government. Trust my words. Even against, the evidence. The odds, as always, are overwhelmingly against me.

Nevertheless, I’ll prevail. I’ll do all that’s necessary, to be not, imprisoned. In defiance, of oaths, the fix is in, for me.”

“The fix is in. It’s in for me. Trust in me. Not in government. Trust my words. Even against the evidence. As always the odds,

overwhelmingly, are against me. However, I shall prevail. I’ll do whatever’s necessary, to be not imprisoned. Against, all odds.”

“@SpeakerPelosi: Arthur Everman suggests a refrain, in chant, as follows. ‘What’s happened in Crimea? What’s happened in

Ukraine? Helsinki — DEMANDS IMPEACHING — President Don. The people are so pissed we’re impeaching Trump. That’s … what’s happening!’”

“It takes just 51 senators; a simple majority, to make the rules, for an impeachment trial. Just two more Republicans and, in Las Vegas

all bets, are off. Until the odds are, updated. The odds-on favorite kangaroo court is taking a beating, in Las Vegas.”

“Roberts is to preside over my trial. More importantly, by June’s end, the Court may very well have decided several major cases

like abortion rights and the fate of the Dreamers. But my bid to keep my finances secret is the only … really important case.”

“My bid to keep my finances secret is the only important case, this coming term. And John is to preside over my — impeachment — trial.

More importantly, by June’s end the Court may have decided upon the fate of the Dreamers. And looming beyond, my trials.”

“My trials. They are the trials and the tribulations of the American people. My case to keep my finances top secret is a case,

singularly, important. And Justice John is to preside over my impeachment trial; Justice John: He’ll fix my case, just, in case.”

“The @senatemajldr and his allies in the Senate have been maneuvering for a quick trial, all but certain to result in The Donald’s

acquittal. That, in defiance of their oaths to act as jurors, impartial. But they are not impartial to President … Donald.”

“Against all odds, I’ll prevail. I’ll do all that is necessary to sit not, in prison. Mitch and his allies maneuver for a trial in the Senate, quick.

Colluding toward, my criminal, acquittal. In defiance of oaths, in is an extremely deep, Deep State, fix.”

“What happened in Helsinki, really? Impeachers — irrespective, of party, need to know whether I, to Vladimir, — slavishly

— and obsequiously, answer. And the answer to that rhetorical question has the makings of a blockbuster made-for-TV, situation-comedy.”

“What happened in Helsinki, really? The plot line that worked well for the Manchurian Candidate is working too, for the Kremlin’s,

candidate. MAYDAYS may be a blockbuster, made-for-TV, situation-comedy. So the impeachers really need to ask about Helsinki.”

“What happened in Helsinki, really? The plot line that worked well for the Manchurian Candidate is working too for the Kremlin’s

candidate. MAYDAYS may be a blockbuster, Broadway show. Or a made-for-TV, situation-comedy. We need to ask about, the Kremlin.”

“We need to ask about the Kremlin. And what happened in Helsinki. Surreally, the plot line that worked so well for the Manchurian

Candidate is working swell as well for the Kremlin’s candidate. MAYDAYS may be a Broadway show. History lessons … Urantian.”

“A smash, Broadway show; a blockbuster, movie. With lines of action-figure, figurines. We must insist in asking about the Kremlin;

and its little, green men: What happened, in Helsinki? And was the plot of the Manchurian Candidate, stolen, by the Kremlin?”

“What happened in Crimea? What happened in Helsinki? The Manchurian Candidate’s plot has been stolen by Vlad’s Kremlin. Surreal

happenings, only seemingly, surreal; for the exceptional timing of everything, makes of little green men, Kremlin agents, real.”

“@Marvel at the little green men. Action figure, Kremlin agents; modeled after Kremlin agents only seemingly, surreal. Fortuitously,

the refrain of a revitalized, impeachment strategy may well be what happened in Crimea? And what happened … in Helsinki?”

“@SpeakerPelosi: Arthur Everman suggests a refrain, in chant, as follows. ‘What’s happened in Crimea? What’s happened in

Ukraine? Helsinki — DEMANDS IMPEACHING — President Don. The people are so pissed we’re impeaching Trump. That’s … what’s happening!’”

“It takes just 51 senators; a simple majority, to make the rules, for an impeachment trial. Just two more Republicans and, in Las Vegas

all bets, are off. Until the odds are, updated. The odds-on favorite kangaroo court is taking a beating, in Las Vegas.”