MAYDAY 1639: SUNDAY, JANUARY 5, 2020

“@NobelPrize: I hereby tag thee in Art’s campaign, to get me, a Nobel. As a head of state, by rule, I may nominate, for a Nobel,

Prize. I’ve been chosen by me, to win. So I deputize, Art’s Twitter account. To win for myself, my prized, and overdue, Nobel.”

“To win for myself my very own Nobel; one even bigger than Barack Obama’s, I hereby tag the suspect Committees, the Nobels,

are awarding. As head of state by rule Nobels, I may nominate. So I’ve deputized Art’s Twitter account and nominated myself, a pair of Nobels.”

“Make no mistake. What just happened was an American operation; A surgical airstrike, not contradictory to my noble Nobel Peace

Prize aspirations. I urge the Iranian Urantians in Iraq, not to test American resolve for all out — war, or … all out, peace.”

“I have ordered General Qassim Suleimani, killed. And Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Wednesday condemned attacks

on the allied militias in Iraq. He claims we’re to blame for the uptick in violence, in Iran’s neighbor; a … war-ravaged … Iraq.”

“With surgical precision, I have made an innovative overture of peace to the Iranians. I have ordered Qassim Suleimani, killed. Nobel

worthy is my Twitter Diplomacy. My alternative to war in the field of international relations. And I may share … Nobel.”

“With surgical precision, I’ve made an innovative overture of peace to the Iranians. I’ve ordered an Iranian GENERAL, killed. Nobel

worthy is Twitter Diplomacy. Radio. And rudder. An alternative to war. And I may share with Vlad, Xi, Kim and Mo, my Nobel.”

“I’d share with Vlad, Xi, Kim and Mo my Nobel. But we’re already agreed: We’d each like one, individually. We (Vlad and Xi and Mo

and Kim) have agreed to disagree about my overture of peace to the Iranians. Nobel worthy is Twitter Diplomacy tho, says Mo.”

“In lieu of the cage-fighting I have proposed might best settle America’s international disputes I have ordered killed, the Iranian

General Qassim Suleimani. If we get word of attacks, we will take limited pre-emptive actions to protect, forces, American.”

“Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Friday warned that a “harsh retaliation is waiting” for US after an airstrike

on an airport in Baghdad. An adviser to Iran’s President Rouhani also quickly warned me of Tehran’s, forthcoming, counterstrike.”

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