Monthly Archives: December 2012

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “1st things 1st ; the 1st address given is officially God’s official Twitter account #twitterfiction … decrees (in jest).”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Implausibly … but only seemingly incredibly, Bo, Twitter & the Pope have The Globe … a-twittery.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Headlines: R they guilty? Twitter, Bo and the Pope deny not a #twitterfiction “Ninja Massacre” …  complicity.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Even Beliebers  are abuzz bout writin, reedin, tweeting, blogging & blogs … not four headless Ninjas.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Headline: #twitterfiction be viral agent of transmission of believer-fever-alchemy?”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters …  “Tweeting to blog … destiny- forging-fever … for educators & marketers … cross-lingually.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters …  “Tweeting to blog? Surreally … & really, out of retirement, alchemy, in a comic #twitterfiction murder-mystery … artistry.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO LONG # 29

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@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @MuslimMatters @JTAnews … “Abba, Adonai, Allah, Jehovah or Yahweh … I’m He for Whom …hymns of praise … are sung for.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “First address henceforth to be The Almighty’s official Twitter account by His … The Almighty’s decree.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Again, The Vatican and it’s vaunted educators … aren’t the only … educators … dogging it.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters …“Twittery fingers do indeed beat relentlessly … not to beat deadlines … but to beat … drumbeats.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make a baby in Our image … not one of them to grovel … but rather … to tower.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Truly, I make babies’ hearts, indeed … all of a soul’s parts … unlabeled at all … not at starts … nor restarts.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis @JTAnews @MuslimMatters … “Verily, I make all babies’ own hearts unhardened … for unhardened hearts … are after … My own.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 28

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@ShareThis “And so, now, w/o further ado, Tweedos, Tweedont’s & Tweenecdotes from a really old, really sage dude … your One & Only … God! Really.”

“Christ’s Vicar, Pope Benedict XVI … belatedly (& reluctantly … forget not … I know it all) speaks to his brothers via a Tweet. For a 2nd year … a 2nd Tweet.

”WOW! Time do fly … don’t it?  … Seems yesterday … (bepopping to some Ragtime) … aloof only apparently, I snapped 2 fingers, perfectly creating things, just not … mental-midget-proof.”

”So little time; so much to do.  So I sayeth to you: Disdain devouring decorative parsley, sparing the nutritious all about it … Woe’s upon you … whom so live … so sparingly.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Latter Twitter account, (Vicar’s) & former (Arthur’s) … both be Mine. … All’s Mine … really.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis ”THE RIGHT THING TO DO: FOLLOW ART. … Hastily Ben, race to vet the ‘silver bullet’ insight … the alchemic potential … of 140 spaces.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis … “A potentially bold & visionary cleric shall do the right thing … the Christ-like thing.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 27

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@ShareThis “And so, now, w/o further ado, Tweedos, Tweedont’s & Tweenecdotes from a really old, really sage Dude … your One & Only … God!” Surreally …  really.

“Christ’s Vicar, Pope Benedict XVI, belatedly (& reluctantly; forget not … I know it all) speaks … to his brothers via a Tweet. For a 2nd year … a 2nd Tweet.

“WOW! Time shur do fly, don’t it? Seems just yesterday I snapped My fingers & created things around here. NOW … you’re fast-tracked on … ‘extincting’”.

“So little time; so much to do. I sayeth to you: Refrain from devouring decorative parsley, sparing the nutritious all about it; woe upon you … whom so live, so sparingly.”

“Even a revelation that Twitter’s signature 140 character formula … (times seven) makes for a blog useful to educators and marketers, no prod, no product, no Prada, no nada.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “THE RIGHT THING TO DO: FOLLOW ART. Hastily then, do race to vet the ‘silver bullet’ insight … the alchemic potential … of 140 spaces.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “A potentially bold & visionary cleric shall do the right thing … the Christ-like thing.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 26

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“Writing may reduce life to its simplest terms.” says a Saul-to-Pauled Arthur, modern day equal of venerable but ancient … Augie & Saul.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis … “Art,” …spoketh The Lord to a crew & me in a dream. … “‘Tis your Creator, whom commands of you … this.”

“We here in heaven googled trans-universally for 6 contrite bohemian-alkie-slacker-peacemaker-wannabes to gratuitously … Me … to Earthlings re-offer.”

“For eight short/long years they’ve labored in anonymity on little but faith alone. We’re pleased with them. Their Tweets … ours … deemed.”

“The results, however speak for themselves. Many chuckle at their Tweets but click not … twice … to underpinning blog … nor to … wannabe book … thrice.”

“Even that adversity they turned to their favor … by using Twitter … Twitter’s Fiction Festival … and  a Tweeted bridge … to bridge … abyssals.”

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Considering the Vicar of Christ’s imminent 6-12 Tweet, We heavenlies deem these e-addresses to be followed … trans-earthly.”

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: SHORT STORY TOO SHORT # 25

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‘WHO’ officials closely following “worrisome trend” of suicides world-widely that’s attributable, allegedly, to terminal follow-following, following a deadly … Fiction Festival.

Reported;  a pair of suicides apiece in each of the fortyish participating countries, possessions and territories signal … ‘the blues’, depression.

“Writing reduces life to simplest terms.” said Saul-to-Pauled Arthur (in matters of sin, the equal, of quotable but ancient … Augustine and Saul.

@chachomanopapa @ShareThis “Art,” … spoketh The Lord to the crew & me in a dream. “‘Tis your Creator, whom commands of you … this:”

“Cease & desist,”  indefinitely. ‘Til further notice, “clock not in as Me, on your Twitter account … But be not blue … on that account.”

“In fact, the crew & you must redouble efforts. Yes, we’re well aware that even when the spirit’s strong, the flesh may be weak. That’s why … We’ve written … all of this.

Despair not Arthur, Your Lord wouldn’t lightly have, anyone suffer, not even you. Take care thee of that already entrusted to you (the 7 billion) … Leave the vicar to Me.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: STORY TOO SHORT # 1

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#twitterfiction UPDT:  “Et tu, Twitter?” … Implausibly … Art is accusing a long dead Osama, host Twitter, the Pope and Bo … of sending to snuff him …  black-clad Ninjas.

#twitterfiction Begins a surreally real expose; a story ordinary but for its extraordinarity. Written live … & in colors livid … Albeit, too much … bloody crimson.

#twitterfiction Whom of them wants to kill moi, Art asks you (and himself) simultaneous … with heavy breathing outside Art’s 4 doors … Note, Ninjas, well. Now, it’s, Art … you be fucking with.

#twitterfiction Why, not whom, asks Art of self  (as he braces himself for a move patented), “kill me?”. Except for an ex-wife & her tribal trio … no one else … wished Art ill.

#twitterfiction Whomever … In a rush, 4 black-clads burst in … finding no one. For ’twas Force upon that summoned. 4 nanoseconds later … 4 heads … divorced.

#twitterfiction What was Obi-Wan’s … and Luke’s … now’s Art’s … In nanoseconds, four walls  bounded; four heads divorced … heaped under four former Ninjas … parts … all.

#twitterfiction So concludes this day’s episode of HUMANITY’S TALL TALES; STORIES SHORT  … LONG SHORT.

TWEET TO BLOG TECHNIQUE BLOG LOG: STORY TOO SHORT # 2

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Killer lightning and fallen trees … joined by Ninjas a-lurking … lurking … closely  … about light lines, lining Arthur’s property …  Ninjas and lines tormented last night.

Twitter’s signature 140 character formula (x 7), Tweets to the Pope …  and Ninjas don’t agog enough to unfog a humanity totally fogged-in … less than … agog.

Of imprimatur signs Arthur had beseeched; two had nearly killed him. Both seemingly utterly useless  if aiming … skeptical men … (by redress) … to address … purposefully.

And so it’s  come to pass: Angels, critters anew last night, in dreams, helped Art write, Tweet  and blog to reach a man  … on  a mean street.

Ex-twit Arthur had begun his transcendence, but he thought, and wrote, slowly. God’s intent: reinforcements … to best augment content.

Implausiblly, it’s a matter of Zeitgeist. He is the timing of and for all things. And His timing’s impeccable … and abiding.

An allegorically comical murder mystery, implausibly, from pen and paradigm arisen is creating a matrix … less unclear … But the proof … is in the pudding.