“Meditation synchronously communal may make my allegory fictional, nonfictional. Meditations, prayerfully, powerful. The ripple

effects of such events may include, amongst other things, peace, and prosperity. Why not, peace and prosperity, for the people?”

“And indeed why not peace and prosperity for the people? What kind of populist would I be if I weren’t cynically for whatever may today,

behoove, numero uno, me? Even more compelling than my bestselling The Art of the Deal may be my collaborative MAYDAYS.”

“MAYDAYS: A grand illustration of my Art of the Deal may be my collaborative MAYDAYS. Even as we learn that Deutsche Bank lent me

two billion dollars the plan remains to cut nets and … build walls. Persecuting whoever I suppose, may be, an enemy, of me.”

“For geopolitical geeks, MAYDAYS: Even as we learn that Deutsche Bank lent me two billion dollars the plan remains to Darwin’s

Plan, implement. Don’t worry. Be happy. It’s just survival of the fittest. I don’t believe in science but I believe in Darwin.”

“Survival of the fittest. It’s a species of unnatural, selection. Ye may be happy — and not need worry — only if my G-men, actually

find, funds aplenty, in your accounts, financial. That Deutsche Bank lent me that money would be damming to anyone, not me.”

“That Deutsche Bank lent me two Bs would be damning to anyone not so aptly named, like me, Teflon Don. Vlad has been furious.

I’ve reminded him I run in my GOP a cult of personality. That said, moving me as soon as this week may be an African coronavirus.”

“My fellow Americans: Albeit there have been no confirmed cases of coronavirus in Africa thus far the risk of outbreak, however,

remains high, nonetheless. Likely, the Chinese coronavirus is already, spreading across Africa, albeit, unofficially, however.”

“I am no prophet. But I read well between the lines. Chinese employees are being barred from returning to Africa — while those who

are living in Zambia are not allowed to go to China. Africa is holding its breath along with World Health Organization, WHO.”

“Africa along with WHO, is holding its breath. Chinese workers are being barred from returning to work in Africa — those in Africa

— barred from returning to China. A million Chinese work in Africa. A pandemic comes out of China. Out of China, not Africa.”

“A million Chinese work in Africa as a pandemic work out of China. Out of China not Africa this time. Africa and China and WHO —

hold their breaths. A million Chinese workers work in Africa. Xi’s panicky. Vlad too. No word … out of Africa … from @WHO.”

“@WHO knows it doesn’t know enough about what’s happening to coordinate a global plan of action. WHO is afraid for Africa.

Africa, especially, is vulnerable to a virulent, pandemic. Still — there’s been no word out of Africa from WHO. God help … Africa.”

“Vlad and Xi and I know what’s really, happening. Chosen are we weakest of men to pen a self-help poem, self-prophesizingly,

transformational. To save a planet, for its creatures, in unison, reset. To that end a tale of fiction, nonfictional. An … epiphany.”

“Fanciful fiction, only seemingly, nonfictional, we cabalists on Luna, by earthlight, write: To reset in unison, meditate. By meditation,

synchronously, communal, we may make an allegory fictional seem also, nonfictional. Such is the power of meditation.”

“Imagine: Everyone in the same place at the same time. Just imagine! Meditation synchronously communal makes my allegory

fictional, nonfictional. A meditation, duly prayerful. The ripple effects of such an event may include, elusive peace, and prosperity.”

“Consider, my MAYDAY warnings. And remember when it was academic suicide for a scientist to describe the planet as other than

flat. Similarly, modern journalists wrongly treat the symbiotic relationship of our leaders as independent. All part, of a plan.”

“Journalists treat the symbiotic relationship of our leaders as independent from one another — at odds — with one another; in fact

however, it’s all part, of a plan. Once upon a time it was suicide for a scientist to say, the planet was not flat, in fact.”

“Once upon a time it was suicide for a scientist to say the planet was not flat, in fact. Similarly, journalists treat the symbiotic

relationship of our leaders as independent from one another; at odds with one another. In fact, part of a plan, symbiotic.”

“Vlad’s the top dog. It is what it is. Except for me we are geopolitically, savvy. We eschew treaties. We aim for our agreements to be,

unwritten. And sovereign immunity and plausible deniability are amongst the most powerful of our weapons, effectively.”

“We eschew treaties. Our agreements are unwritten. And sovereign immunity and plausible deniability — are our weapons

— most powerful. We are well armed. More effectively powerful than nuclear and hypersonic weapons — psychological — brainwashing, weapons.”

“If a political party has neither a cogent belief system nor a program for allowing Americans to live their lives as they see fit … that party —

is simply a gang. A gang led by a bully. That describes me and my party. A sad testament to me and my party.”

“Algorithms; they’ve been meant to reduce the burden on understaffed agencies, cut government costs and remove human, bias.

Critics say, however, that we haven’t learned much about what it means to take humans. completely out of, decision-making … bias.”

“Algorithms we ought be using at the highest levels. Critics may say that I’m just distracting from legal fixes, legion. After all, algorithms

would lessen if not altogether eliminate bias from one like me. There is indeed, a great promise, in algorithms.”

“After accusing me of trying to cheat in the 2020 elections Schiff warned that if acquitted, I’ll do it again. Impeachment again,

awaits me. The Democrats will try it, again. They are pursuing clues, in John Bolton’s book, and in my tax filings … again.”

“Impeaching me anew would be evidence of a deep state conspiracy conspiring against me, since the very beginning. Since the beginning

the Democrats have hounded me in a witch hunt. A criminal conspiracy, to impeach me from my presidency’s, very beginning.”

“I’m sure they’ll try to cook up other things,” I said. They’ll do whatever they can. Because, they are really bad cops; corrupt and evil,

liars. Instead of wanting to heal our country they want to destroy our country. We shan’t ever forgive … liars … evil.”

“But Vladimir and I, on behalf of The Cabal, confess. Whatever the Democrats cook up shall just be a rehash of what I — myself —

cooked. And I blame not Mitt Romney. Nor do I blame the Democrats. Rather, I blame, excepting Vladimir Putin, only … myself.”

“Excepting Vladimir Putin, I blame, only myself. Vladimir and I, on behalf of The Cabal, confess. Whatever the Dems cook up shall be

rehashes, of what I myself, cooked. And I blame not the Democrats. Nor do I blame the Honorable, Senator … Mitt Romney.”

“I can blame only myself and Vladimir Putin. And Vladimir and I, on behalf of The Cabal, confess. Whatever Dems cook up shall be

rehashes, of what I myself, cooked. And I blame neither the Democrats nor Senator Romney … for what I may yet — cause to be.”

“I blame myself, Vladimir Putin and our other brothers on The Cabal for what may yet come to pass — if ye heed not this MAYDAY

— warning. And I blame all who may well naysay as wild conspiracy, fantastic, my warning. Consider, my warnings … in MAYDAYS.”

“Under such circumstances, no witnesses, equates to, no trial. And that’s unAmerican. A kangaroo trial, not Australian, either. Unfortunately

though for Vlad and me, developments keep developing. Stay tuned to MAYDAYS. Vlad and I know what’s happening … really.”

“A profile in courage, Mitt, has been; in contrast to my fellow Republicans. The plot is thickening. Atmospheric anomalies on Earth

and the moon make for lies on Earth and truth only, on the moon. So Vlad and I know, what is happening, on Urantia (Earth).”

“Vlad and I know what is happening. Xi, Kim and Mo also know. The plot is thickening. Atmospheric anomalies on Earth and moon

make for lies on Earth and truth only, on the moon. A plot device meant to belie lies spoken on Earth with truth … on the moon.”

“Stand Up America is mobilizing tens of thousands of protestors at over 270 rallies across the country to make it clear my voters

are watching; that we’ll remember the lawmakers who chose their party, over their country. Voting them out, plan, the voters.”

“Meanwhile, in Moscow, Vlad is freaking out, worried about what John Bolton might soon yet say to whip up renewed controversy on

what happened in that summit in Helsinki with me? And we wonder about the resistance of my lies to my own, suit … of Teflon.”

“Vlad worries. He’s got me worried too. That the treaty is set to expire in 2021 but may be extended for up to five years if we both agree

is just a subterfuge. Meanwhile elsewhere, it’s as if events themselves, are conspiring, to re-elect … The Donny.”

“Events themselves seem to be conspiring to re-elect me. The rise of the coronavirus in China. The runaway potential of a burgeoning

threat, to Africa. All very distracting. But still, Vlad worries; about nearly everything. And he has me too … worrying.”

“I have dubbed this year’s version of my State of the Union speech, my third, ‘the Great American Comeback’. The Great American

Comeback. It’s got a ring to it —albeit not, the ring — of Truth. I’ve taken … by deceit and by storm, politics … American.”

“I have taken, with Vlad’s help, by cunning deceit and by political storm, the Republican Party. And I have dubbed this year’s version

of my State of the Union speech, ‘the Great American Comeback’. The Great American Comeback. It is, a comeback, Russian.”

“I’ll cite my tax cuts, my overall deregulation, my renegotiation of and the North American Free Trade Agreement. Capitalism’s

champion, am I. I”l’ll brag about an agreement with China and oppose plans to expand access to health care by way of, socialism.”

“Americans were, once upon a time, demanding: ‘What the hell happened in Helsinki? No issue, hangs around for long, in

Washington. And he’ll blow up for sure tomorrow my trial, with a bombshell revelation if he just brings up … Helsinki’s … collusion.”

“Americans were once upon a time demanding: ‘What the hell happened in Helsinki? No issue, hangs around for long in

Washington. And a bombshell — revelation may blow up my impeachment trial, if John Bolton would just raise, Helsinki, Finland’s, collusion.”

“Not too surprised have been, Vlad and I — not surprised at the complacency that invariably sets in when once powerful nations,

in winning, gain. Complacency amongst the former winners is the driver of too much corrosive, turnover … amongst the nations.”

“I’ve spent three years deferring from those who have suggested I only won the 2016 race against Democrat Hillary Clinton because I

got help from Russia. Not every trial, has witnesses. But … under these circumstances, no witnesses, equates to, no trial”

“My followers, armed men, oft are. Deplorable trolls armed with memes and sometimes, automatic weapons also. Save Vladimir Putin,

I fear no man. All men fear me. I am — as I recall — the hero of Vietnam and I shall be says Arthur, an anti-hero with Putin.”

“In MAYDAYS Vlad and I and the guys tweet prose into poetry. In linked, 280 character, bits. Weaving, linked tweets into a story.

History. Authors of a panacea for Pangaea. Proponents of a Kim-Don Plan. For a new, Velvet Revolution; a renewed … history.”

“Vlad and I and the guys tweet prose into poetry. In linked, 280 character, bits. Weaving linked tweets, into a story — in disguise.

History. Authors are we of a panacea for Pangaea. For a new, Velvet Revolution; because, we’re great guys.”
cc: @NobelPrize

“I confess. I’m no nice, guy. Witness now how I’ll go after those who irked me during my impeachment. My targets include Romney,

Nadler, and Schiff. But John Bolton for the moment at least is tops on my ever expanding list of domestic, political, enemies.”

“Jared will brief the UN Thursday about the peace I have planned for the Middle East as part of a more ambitious global plan for peace

and prosperity. Peace. From the Koreas to Shia Iran and Sunni, Saudi Arabia, Jared’s bringing, to promised lands, peace.”

“Jared will brief the UN Thursday about the peace I have planned for the Middle East as part of a more ambitious global plan for peace

and prosperity. From the Koreas to the Shia and the Sunni of Iran, and Saudi Arabia, Jared will help me … bring peace.”

“Disruptive change can be beneficial for a country. That is what Vladimir, through Brexit, has accomplished. I, similarly, at his behest,

my best, have done, to bring disruptive change to US. I am, to Vladimir Putin, second in command at his express, request.”

“Amazed am I that in the face of a sky-high mountain of evidence — circumstantial and circumstances, incriminating, still, no one

appears to believe that what is happening, could possibly — even — be happening. Other than Vladimir I am beholden to no one.”

“Other than to Vladimir I’m beholden to no one. Amazed am I that in the face of tons of evidence — circumstantial and circumstances, incriminating, still, no one

appears to believe that what is happening, could even, be happening. But I am the chosen one.”

“Even Melania; even my lover, Kim. Other than Vlad, I’m beholden to no one. Amazed am I that no one believes that what’s happening,

could even, be happening. But because I am uniquely weak, I, am, chosen. And MAYDAYS is my poem about … what’s happening.”

“Behind the scenes, Vladimir Putin has dictated that the interim transition period can be extended, one time only, until — the end

of 2022. Vladimir dictated, this very, end. He knows that Britain’s historic relevance on land, and sea, is near, its end.”

“My power within the party now is sufficient that all my lawmakers have to worry about incurring my wrath and that of followers, on

Twitter. My followers, ofttimes, armed men, are. Trolls, armed with memes and sometimes — ofttimes — automatic … weapons.”

“My followers, armed men, oft are. Deplorable trolls armed with memes and sometimes, automatic weapons also. Save Vladimir Putin,

I fear no man. All men fear me. I am — as I recall — the hero of Vietnam and I shall be says Arthur, an anti-hero with Putin.”

“Nancy says that when I say I’m ushering in a new age, I’m just lying. I’m just lying again, she says. She says, moreover, that my lies

and those of my lying allies are tantamount to, the most extraordinary cover-up in American history. A scandalous, lie.”

“A scandalous lie; what Nancy’s saying. And she’s lying, if she says, I’m lying. Nancy says that when I say I’m ushering in a new age, I

lie. I’m just lying again, she says. She says moreover, that my lies and those of my … lying allies … she decries.”

“My lying is legendary. And I am bringing a long-deserved legitimacy to the time-dishonored human tradition of lying. It’s key

to my success. And it shall underlie my burgeoning legacy of Twitter Diplomacy and Nobel Prizes — for Literature … and Peace.”

“Ralph Waldo Emerson may have had me in mind when he famously said, ‘when ye strike at a king, ye must kill him.’ Ye must strike him,

dead. Fail not to kill him. If he survives, there will be hell to pay. Truly, when ye strike at a king, ye must kill him.”

“Indeed Ralph probably had me in mind when he said ye’d best kill the king if ye in fact strike him. But Ralph lived a long time ago.

Now, we’ve got civilization. Assassinations are kept to a minimum to keep undue attention afar and … due attention, forego.”

“Assassinations are kept to a minimum; to keep far away any undue attention and to forego, any, unwanted — due — attention.

Still, our lives have grown unmanageable. As have our affairs of state. And so we turn to a higher authority. We — turn — to Him.”

“On this Sunday, the 1566th MAYDAY I humbly beseech
Allah/God/Jehovah/Yahweh on behalf of the Cabal — a/k/a Vlad, Xi, Kim, Don — and Mo.

We co-authors of MAYDAYS, beseech the Almighty Creator: Bless, our enterprise. Forgive us. Allow us to go on ruling … also.”

“Disruptive change can be beneficial for a country. That is what Vladimir, through Brexit, has accomplished. I, similarly, at his behest,

my best, have done, to bring disruptive change to US. I am, to Vladimir Putin, second in command … per his request.”