“Nancy says that when I say I’m ushering in a new age, I’m just lying. I’m just lying again, she says. She says, moreover, that my lies

and those of my lying allies are tantamount to, the most extraordinary cover-up in American history. A scandalous, lie.”

“A scandalous lie; what Nancy’s saying. And she’s lying, if she says, I’m lying. Nancy says that when I say I’m ushering in a new age, I

lie. I’m just lying again, she says. She says moreover, that my lies and those of my … lying allies … she decries.”

“My lying is legendary. And I am bringing a long-deserved legitimacy to the time-dishonored human tradition of lying. It’s key

to my success. And it shall underlie my burgeoning legacy of Twitter Diplomacy and Nobel Prizes — for Literature … and Peace.”

“Ralph Waldo Emerson may have had me in mind when he famously said, ‘when ye strike at a king, ye must kill him.’ Ye must strike him,

dead. Fail not to kill him. If he survives, there will be hell to pay. Truly, when ye strike at a king, ye must kill him.”

“Indeed Ralph probably had me in mind when he said ye’d best kill the king if ye in fact strike him. But Ralph lived a long time ago.

Now, we’ve got civilization. Assassinations are kept to a minimum to keep undue attention afar and … due attention, forego.”

“Assassinations are kept to a minimum; to keep far away any undue attention and to forego, any, unwanted — due — attention.

Still, our lives have grown unmanageable. As have our affairs of state. And so we turn to a higher authority. We — turn — to Him.”

“On this Sunday, the 1566th MAYDAY I humbly beseech
Allah/God/Jehovah/Yahweh on behalf of the Cabal — a/k/a Vlad, Xi, Kim, Don — and Mo.

We co-authors of MAYDAYS, beseech the Almighty Creator: Bless, our enterprise. Forgive us. Allow us to go on ruling … also.”

“Disruptive change can be beneficial for a country. That is what Vladimir, through Brexit, has accomplished. I, similarly, at his behest,

my best, have done, to bring disruptive change to US. I am, to Vladimir Putin, second in command … per his request.”