MAYDAY 1586: FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2020

“As expected, as was reported today, Friday, MAYDAY 1585. the Russians are at it again. And so it has come to pass that Moscow’s

planning on intervening again in an American electIon. Strange bedfellows seem, Deutsche Bank … Donald Trump … and Moscow.”

“As expected, as was reported today, Thursday, MAYDAY 1585. the Russians indeed are at it again. It has come to pass: Moscow’s,

intervening, again. And it’s easier to see, in hindsight, that strange bedfellows — only seem — Deutsche Bank and me in Moscow.”

“In hindsight strange bedfellows only seem Deutsche Bank and me and Moscow. The Russians indeed are at it again. Intervening

again in sovereign elections, is Russia. And even now from his dacha, in Moscow, plots, Putin’s master planner … Alexandr Dugin.”

“Alexandr Dugin. Even now from his dacha in Moscow plots Vladimir Putin’s master planner Alexandr Dugin. Alexandr‘s a nationalist —

— uber — Russian. The Russians indeed are at it again. Intervening again in sovereign elections are Russian … imperialists.”

“But even more than me, Vlad’s been getting, to say the least, antsy. Everything’s gone pretty much, according to plan, excepting,

however, some circumstances, unforeseen. The coronavirus in particular is threatening not just Xi and Kim … but also, him.”

“Once it becomes widespread and there’s transmission happening in two continents then it’s a pandemic. Japan”s clusters bode poorly

for we dictators and our nations. Unlike my brothers, however, I see, in … tremendous calamity, tremendous — opportunity.”

Hopes for a slowdown in the spread of the coronavirus were dashed today, as new cases in China, worrisomely rose and outbreaks

worsened, in Japan and South Korea. Still, Africa remains at the greatest risk … for a devastatingly … calamitous, outbreak.”

“Africa remains at great risk of calamitous outbreak. And so I was stricken last night when Sun Tsu said that there is opportunity

in the threat of calamity in addition to the opportunity within calamity itself. ‘Tis the opportunistic man whom is lucky.”

“‘Tis the opportunistic man whom is lucky. There is opportunity in the threat of calamity in addition to the opportunity in calamity

itself. Africa remains at great risk of a deadly outbreak. Surprised was I to hear Sun Tsu speak of Africa as opportunity.”

“I have instructed aides to identify and remove officials across the government who aren’t defending my interests and replacing them

with loyalists. I need YES MEN around me. Yes indeed, I need yes men. And they’d best say yes — or I — shall replace them.”

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