MAYDAY 1622: THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2019

“Humans need the Democrats to win in 2020 whether I run then or not. And whether I run then depends maybe on whether and when

someone is called upon to testify on what happened when previously, we met in lowly summit in Finland’s capital of Helsinki then.”

“Take everything I say as our frenemies do; with gigatons of salt. Nonetheless, effectively, no one ever succeeds in casting any

aspersions at me. It’s cultish. Deplorables remain loyal even as I froth at the mouth, and ask, how deplorable is that, Nancy!”

“How deplorable is Nancy! What with her teeth falling out and the state of California. She’s a witch. Take what she say as our

frenemies do; with gigatons of salt. Cultish deplorables are loyal to me, even as I froth, at the mouth, and blather, for hours.”

“And they say, I’m mad. And clearly I … am. Anybody that gets impeached might — at least get a little bit mad. Ye are the ones; ye

presidential harassers; ye are the ones who have lost your minds. Bats in the belfry, mad, have gone, Chuck … and Nancy.”

“Mad have gone Chuck and Nancy. Driven mad, some say, by socialist, Democrats. And they say, I’m mad. Psychotic, some say. Mad,

indeed, am I. Anybody that gets impeached might get a little bit mad. Too bad ye did not know beforehand, the nominee, was mad.”

“Senator Moscow Mitch says this is a political process. Mitch says he’s not impartial about this. Party over country. That’s OK, with him.

Everyone is to just play along as long as everything’, OK with me. And if it’s OK with me … it’s … OK with him.”

“It’s OK with me — if it’s OK — with Vladimir. Moscow Mitch says this is a political process. And Mitch says that he can not possibly be,

impartial. Party over country’s fine by him. And everyone knows everything’s fine, in Putin’s, autocratic, democracy.”

“I am fearless, unafraid and unbowed, by my impeachment. There’s no reason for me to feel ashamed. I’ve done nothing wrong.

Nancy shall rue the day she led a rush to impeach me, just because she’s third in line, to the presidency. But I’ve done, no wrong.”

 

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