MAYDAY 1516: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2019

Some models yet have Dorian coming over the peninsula. That may produce life-threatening storm surge and hurricane force winds. In Florida,

uncertainty rules. And the cone of uncertainty includes a lot of areas on the east coast of Florida and even into central and north Florida.

European models continue to have Hurricane Dorian coming in over the peninsula, producing, life-threatening storm surge and hurricane force

winds, like no one in Florida’s, ever seen. Uncertainty, rules. And uncertainty delays Don’s use, of nuclear, force.

Poor Hurricane Dorian; an upstart male excelling in the rarified air once exclusively the province of predominantly female, hurricanes.

Tied for 8th for highest sustained winds in the Atlantic, Dorian, strengthens. A killer lurks, in Dorian, the hurricane.

Although scientists can’t definitively say the climate crisis is leading to more intense hurricanes, scientists have found that the sinking ground,

due to global warming exacerbates the impact of Atlantic, hurricanes. On this — The Don — is coming, around.

On global warming Don’s finally coming around. Not, believe ye me because he wants to, but rather because he has to, to get elected. ‘Tis

what it ‘tis Willy last night in soirée said they’d say — in the old days — at the Globe. ‘Tis ever … what, it ‘tis.

On global warming Don’s finally coming around. Not, believe ye me because he wants to — but rather because, he has to — to get elected.

‘Tis what it ‘tis Willy last night in soirée said they’d say, in the old days, at the Globe. It’s hard to get elected; harder still, re-elected.

“If it’s hard to get elected — harder still is it to be re-elected,” Willy said last night in the Cabal’s, nightly, lunar, soirée, pausing dramatically, before

continuing, “The apprentice-in-chief ought consider background checks and planting trees along, the Mexican … border.”

“That’s what’s wrong with Brits. Take Boris … please. THUD! No one even feigning a smile, weakly, The Don said, “Willy — why? Pray tell why

my ideas; background checks and planting trees along the border. Why does no one, believe me? Tell me Willy, why?”

With just 205 miles between Dorian and the Florida coastline Don declared Sunday on Twitter that this Labor Day storm incredibly’s “looking

like one of the largest hurricanes ever.” Humble is Don. Everyone knows that Don himself is the largest storm going.

UPDATE on Hurricane Dorian: As of 5 in the morning, Bahamians are yet being pounded by the slow-moving, Dorian. Floridians, Dorian‘s first

effects, are just now, beginning, to feel. A near unheard of, category 5, hurricane, is threatening ‘America, First’.

A near unheard of category 5 hurricane is threatening President Donald’s vision of a country and indeed, an entire planet accepting,

even if not believing the racist and anti-Christian, ‘America First’ dog whistle, Don is, characteristically … whistling.

UPDATED FORECAST: Dorian is expected to curve to the northeast parallel to the U.S. Southeast seaboard. It’s expected to the shore,

stay close to; hammering the coast with dangerous winds and heavy surf. And officials warn, it may make, landfall, for sure.

UPDATED FORECAST: Dorian
may make landfall, albeit not, for sure. Landfall; where and when? Those are the questions Floridians about Dorian,

wonder. Dorian is expected to the shore, stay close; hammering the coast with high winds and heavy surf, is Dorian.

UPDATED FORECAST: Dorian is expected to shore, stay close; hammering the coast with high winds heavy surf and flooding, is Dorian.

Dorian may yet make landfall. Landfall; where and when? These are the questions, southeasterners are asking … about Dorian.

UPDATED FORECAST: Danger, lurks. Especially, when one is not looking, directly, at it. While American eyes are transfixed on Hurricane Dorian,

Dorian masks the movements of Vlad, Xi, Kim, Don and Mo. There’s more happening here than just Hurricane, Dorian.

Nuts are a good source of unsaturated fat and boast, unlike Don — but little saturated — fat. They have protein, minerals, vitamins, fiber,

phytosterols and polyphenols benefiting, hearts. For lower risks from heart disease, eat nuts twice a week, forever.

Downgraded in intensity to a cat-4, Dorian’s decreasing intensity over the Bahamas is news, bittersweet; due to Dorian’s slowing, then its stopping,

over them. Even a small deviation may draw the storm’s dangerous core — to American shores — come calling.

For some, a rite of passage; for some, a 4th time in 4 years: It’s hurricane evacuation time in US. And since this year’s Dorian has proven,

unpredictable, he may veer onshore almost anywhere along the southeastern, coast. Don’s golfing, it’s been proven.

He-man Dorian’s proven unpredictable. “As unpredictable as any woman,” President Don was overheard complaining to his golf

troupe, today. “God damn, Dorian,” he said. Don’s been golfing, it’s been proven. To ponder global issues, President Don, plays golf.

Dorian’s killed 5 thus far. Many more, doubtless, are feared, dead. Meanwhile, along America‘s long, hurricane-susceptible, coastline,

southeastern, a fate, possibly, similar awaits, many. Next in line; the Florida, Georgia and … Carolina … coastlines.

Next in line; the Florida, Georgia and Carolina, coastlines. Dorian’s killed 5 thus far. Many more, doubtless, are indeed, dead. Meanwhile, along

America‘s long hurricane-susceptible, coastline southeastern, a fate similar may await many, before, too long.

DORIAN UPDATE: Stationary over the Bahamas, the National Hurricane Center says Dorian’s expected to move “dangerously close” Monday

through Wednesday evening to Florida’s coast then move north to coastal Georgia and South Carolina Wednesday and Thursday.

DORIAN UPDATE: Hurricane Dorian’s expected to move “dangerously close” Monday through Wednesday night to Florida’s coast then moving

through coastal Georgia and South Carolina Wednesday and Thursday. Don’s on double duty for his flock, golfing and praying.

DORIAN UPDATE: Don’s been doing double duty for his flock and his country, golfing, and praying. Hurricane Dorian’s expected to move

“dangerously close” to Florida’s coast then north thru coastal Georgia and South Carolina Wednesday and Thursday … move.

Don’s doing double duty. On Saturday and Sunday, golfing and praying. Dorian’s expected to approach, dangerously close, Wednesday,

Florida’s coast. Then north thru coastal Georgia and South Carolina. It has been Don’s praying that’s keeping Dorian, at bay.

And it may come to pass, if indeed Dorian ceases and desists from threatening US that The Don may well have his balls, brassy enough, to say,

uber-hypocritically, “‘Twas my praying that’s been keeping Dorian, at bay. ‘Tis my praying that has him … go … away.

UPDATE: The latest calls for him to pass near Florida’s coast Tuesday night through Wednesday evening; close to Georgia and South Carolina

shorelines Wednesday night into Thursday when he may be close or over the promontory sticking out of North, Carolina.

By Friday night and into the weekend, we’ll be from Dorian, drying out. And burying, our dead. The latest prediction of Dorian’s trajectory’s

calling for US, a really close call. A course along the coast may well be the very worst, of various trajectories.

The hurricane season thus far has been riveting; thoroughly, entertaining; more importantly, it has been thoroughly, distracting.
Distracting

to the media; and to the public. The hurricane season; deadly. But thanks to Dorian it has been … distracting.

Don’s abandonment of the idea of the presidency as a position of moral leadership (leading by example) may be along with his assault on the facts

and the truth, the most dangerous elements, of his legacy. Add … Twitter, Diplomacy — as a matter of — fact.

 

 

 

 

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