“The date my man Willy warned us about once upon a time is today that very same date. And so it is ironically fitting today be,

the day I say to ye that luck is a malleable thing; so much so it oft seems as if just simply manufactured by the lucky …  lucky.”

“Our cup runneth over in US. In the homes of the free and the brave. The date Willy warned us about, once upon a time — today — is,

that very same date. And it is fitting that I say to ye this day that our
cup doth, runneth over, today. It is, what it is.”

“I am pleased to inform the American people that Chinese billionaire and Alibaba co-founder Mr Jack Ma said he will donate

500,000 coronavirus testing kits and one million face masks to the United States. Thank ye Jack for your gift, to the United States.”

“Thank ye Jack; for your gift to US. And thank ye as well for supplies donated also to other countries including Japan, Korea, Italy, Iran

and Spain. Your philanthropy like your business acumen is extraordinary. Grateful the nations, like US … and Iran.”

“Your philanthropy, Jack, like your business acumen, is extraordinary. Grateful are the nations like US, and, amongst others, Iran.

Grateful to have ye, citizen Jack, are we citizens, global. Thanks again, Jack, on behalf of US, and the mullahs, in Iran.”

“Grateful are we in US; as are the citizens of Iran and the other nations ye’ve aided. Impressive has been, your trajectory. It’s been

like mine, that way. On behalf of Vladimir and Xi and Kim and Mo I invite ye Jack Ma, to join our purple … revolution.”

“On behalf of Vlad and Xi and Kim and Mo I invite ye, Jack Ma, to join our revolution. Because only political change that belies Him

— not — may get a handle on changes climatic and changes in human movements, migratory. But only if, we act … in unison.”

“To handle changes climatic and changes in human movements migratory, we must act, in unison. We’ve got to multi-task; and call in

reinforcements; artificial intelligence and machine learning. Vlad and Xi, Jack, will arrange a meeting with … @A_G_Dugin.”

“To handle changes climatic and changes in human movements migratory we have got to call in reinforcements; artificial intelligence

and machine learning. Vlad and Xi are already on board with the idea that we need intelligence beyond … our intelligence.”

“A lot could change in the next month or two. But it’s looking more and more likely that we could go a long, long time without our sports.

Our haphazard reaction to the coronavirus is making me wonder increasingly, about the tenuous, future … of sports.”

“Our haphazard reaction to the coronavirus is making me wonder increasingly about the tenuous future of sports and climate change.

It’s looking more and more likely we could go a long, long time without our sports, while the climate, continues, to change.”

“There are limits to what presidents can do, for good, or for ill. But within those limits at every juncture my actions ensure the worst

possible outcomes. Whether the outcome is public health, the economy, or global leadership, arguably, I am, the worst.”

“@JackMa: Thanks, Jack. Thanks for the kits; and the masks. I am the worst. Or the best. It depends. It depends on your political

persuasion. That it is to say, whether I am the brash, unruly, American some pine for, or my ugly American, proxy, political.”

“Given what we know now it is very likely that people who are exposed to more air pollution and who may be, in addition, smoking

tobacco products are going to fare worse if infected with covid than those who are breathing cleaner air, and aren’t, smoking.”

“Each of us is fuel for this virus. The plan is to avoid densely packed gatherings, schools and churches included — to starve the viral

microbe of fuel until we can develop antiviral medications and ultimately a vaccine. That’s the plan … Stan … anti-viral.”