MAYDAY 1659: SATURDAY, JANUARY 25, 2020

“I’m no prophet. No prophet, of doom. No seer, certainly, of futures, as activists, pretend. I spell ‘prophet‘ with an ‘f’ in it. As in

… ‘unfit’. What I write would be unintelligible were it not for spell-checkers. So, how is it that, I’m best-selling?”

“Because I am exceedingly weak I have been by Him, chosen. I’m no prophet. No prophet, of doom. No seer, certainly, of futures. I spell

‘prophet‘ with an ‘f’ in it. As in ‘unfit’. What I write is oft unintelligible. But I pay folks to check, what I spell.”

“I’m sorry. There I go again. Lying. Actually, Google checks what I spell.
I have been chosen by Him because I am an inveterate liar,

exceedingly, weak. What I write may be, unintelligibly, intelligent. I’m no prophet. No … seer. No, fortune … teller.”

“Time for my mouthpiece to lie for me … today. For circumstances, change. Everything — in its time and season, changes. For no man, time,

waits. And sometimes, the facts themselves, change. I have been chosen by Him because it is, an Earth-saving, time.”

“My plan in a nutshell: My legal team plans on an innovative and characteristically aggressive and wide-ranging defense, brazenly

asserting an expansive view of presidential powers portraying me as besieged by opponents who want to undo an election and or not reelect me in 2020.”

“It’s Saturday night. And next Saturday, God willing, I’ll be celebrating my acquittal on Friday — six days — from today. To no

one’s surprise, Mitch shall move to end my trial as soon as Friday, on a motion to dismiss. But God shan’t, be willing … I know.”

“God shall not be willing to too soon dismiss the articles. God knows it’s Saturday. He knows about time. And That there’s little

time left to get it together. But He is merciful. And if God is willing to forgive me, I’m willing too, to confess my crimes.”

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