How surreally ironic that a grandson of German immigrant Friedrich Drumpf be

misogynistic and xenophobic; @realDonaldTrump; a one, and only.

I, #rumptrump, #headhole, am a grandson of German immigrant, Friedrich Drumpf;

@RealDonaldtrump: I remain committed to slandering the Hispanic community in

destructive ways. Mine is a misogynistic and xenophobic vision.

@RealDonaldtrump: I remain committed to slandering the Hispanic community,

disingenuouly. I am a misogynistic … and xenophobic, visionary.

@RealDonaldTrump: Make America great! Gaze upon my locks, intently. Filter my filthy vocabulary, for in truth, I am, a GREAT … entertainer.

@RealDonaldTrump: Make America great! Gaze upon my locks, intently. Filter

vocabulary; for, in truth, I am a GREAT … entertainer.

I, @realDonaldTrump, do solemnly swear that if I dupe the American people, a wall,

I’ll build, women, I’ll cherish, and books … I’ll sell.

Careful what you wish, United States Of America; for a head-hole opportunist,

@realDonaldTrump is, in this tragi-comedy, no mere apprentice.