Salisbury named UK’s best ‘place to live’. No one is happier than President Putin about the British city’s comeback following a Russian nerve agent attack.

Ironic, isn’t it? Where Dawn died; Britain’s, best ‘place to live’. Where the Russians … attacked.

Salisbury. Where Russia attacked an ex-Russian spy in Britain. Thanks to deniability, Vladimir’s denials these days need be plausible, necessarily.

Waters return to their levels in time. On to Iran. Apprentice Don lusts for oil. Iran’s oil’s doable, maybe.

Derisive has been the laughter at Don. And us. And US via a cartoonish, buffoon-in-chief, whose cartoonish antics are now translating into policies,

criminal. Here Mike and John share a laugh recalling reminding Don, that Iranians aren’t Muslims, really.

OK Don: As per your request last evening in the 1380th rendition of our dreamy, lunar, soirée. Tweeted security

briefings. Don: In Saudi Arabia, the butcher-in-chief
is Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammad bin Salman of the royal family.

Security briefings, tweeted. Don: As per your request last night in a 1380th rendition of dreamy lunar soirées. Dear Donald: In Saudi Arabia, butcher,

in chief is Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman. In lieu of Khashoggi, beheading, Khashoggi, was butchered.

President Don: Mohammad’s application to expand the cabal to five members is pending. Stephen Miller tweets The Don his national security

briefings daily. Brilliantly reasoning: An effective way to get everyone’s, attention: Let everyone, listen, intently.

Mohammad’s application to expand the cabal to five members is pending, yet. Henceforth, America’s public policy: To better propagate The Don’s

transparent messaging: Just let everyone to his security briefings, foreign and domestic, just listen in, on Don.